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Monkey Fucker

v.---in military circles, the "monkey fucker" is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. The individual or persons performing the Monkey Fucker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.
Hey, that guy is doing the Monkey Fucker! Damn that shit looks funny!
by ABN October 5, 2004
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fucker down

The term fucker down is used to fuck someone off but in a positive manner, so that the person receiving the sign knows that you mean "fuck you" but as a joke instead of an insult.
When you fucker down someone you flip the person off but the protruding finger must face downwards towards the floor instead of facing upwards, to the sky.
Bro, you're shit at skating and your googen sack reeks, said Tom as he chuckled.
Man, fuck you, replied Tom's friend , Tyron, whiles simultaneously fucker downing Tom, as his hand balled up with nothing but his middle finger protruding downwards, towards the floor.
by DJ.shay October 19, 2017
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The Mother-Fucker

A term for playing a nasty joke, or getting someone back for being a douchebag, while they are having sex, preferably while they yell and grunt/moan. Their mom is secretly dialed on facetime and all of a sudden they are getting some FaceTime with their mom.
Kyle was a nice and friendly Californian, and a generally well-respected young fellow. But, as he grew up he became somewhat of a large douchebag, showing his panties to everyone and ruining other people's lives. One day, Kyle took a particularly steamy poo in the bathroom, and, being a douchebag yelled; "I'm washing my face, cocksucker!", thinking he was hilarious. But, his one-night stand did not think his steamy-poop-taking-panty-showing-ass was so hilarious. Result; The Mother-Fucker.
by TInaFeyJacobson June 12, 2018
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Campfire Fucker

A Campfire Fucker can be referred to someone who has the audacity to fuck a campfire. If you ever see a Campfire Fucker, make sure to run because you may be next.
"Hey Joe, come over here and make some s'mores with me!"
"Alright sure thing, we definitely got to look out for Campfire Fuckers though, we do not wanna end up like Larry!"
by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017
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Tree fucker

A MOTHERFUCKING RANGA THAT DOESN'T EAT MEAT EXCEPT FOR HIS BOYFRIEND DAVE. STICKS BRANCHES DOWN HIS THROAT FOR NUTRITION AND SUSTINANCE ALSO ACCEPTING SUPPOSTORY FORM.
Dyke: I'm tree fucker
Ranga:suck my stub
by Daddy1935 January 23, 2021
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Twisted fucker

A person that is messed up in the mind. Prevert.
That twisted fucker. set my clothes on fire.
by SassyGirl21 March 5, 2019
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