v.---in military circles, the "monkey fucker" is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. The individual or persons performing the Monkey Fucker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.
by ABN October 5, 2004
Get the Monkey Fuckermug. 
A term for playing a nasty joke, or getting someone back for being a douchebag, while they are having sex, preferably while they yell and grunt/moan. Their mom is secretly dialed on facetime and all of a sudden they are getting some FaceTime with their mom.
Kyle was a nice and friendly Californian, and a generally well-respected young fellow. But, as he grew up he became somewhat of a large douchebag, showing his panties to everyone and ruining other people's lives. One day, Kyle took a particularly steamy poo in the bathroom, and, being a douchebag yelled; "I'm washing my face, cocksucker!", thinking he was hilarious. But, his one-night stand did not think his steamy-poop-taking-panty-showing-ass was so hilarious. Result; The Mother-Fucker.
by TInaFeyJacobson June 12, 2018
Get the The Mother-Fuckermug. A MOTHERFUCKING RANGA THAT DOESN'T EAT MEAT EXCEPT FOR HIS BOYFRIEND DAVE. STICKS BRANCHES DOWN HIS THROAT FOR NUTRITION AND SUSTINANCE ALSO ACCEPTING SUPPOSTORY FORM.
by Daddy1935 January 23, 2021
Get the Tree fuckermug. by SassyGirl21 March 5, 2019
Get the Twisted fuckermug. goddamn fucker one who is not just a fucker a goddamn fucker when fucker and goddamn alone is not enough and strong profanity is acceptable and manners dont matter
dude you stole my money from my candy jar you goddamn fucker
man i did not touch your candy jar and steal your money you goddamn fucker
dude the joke is on you goddamn fucker haha
dude your jokes are at an all time low and are not funny anymore you goddamn fucker
man i did not touch your candy jar and steal your money you goddamn fucker
dude the joke is on you goddamn fucker haha
dude your jokes are at an all time low and are not funny anymore you goddamn fucker
by littlejimmie March 21, 2019
Get the goddamn fuckermug. one who gets off and enjoys potting the brown after an anema, prior to emptying of the vowels, while the rectum is still full of shit.
by Paul Valdez September 23, 2006
Get the fecal fuckermug.