(Verb). A type of blow job; when you put ice water in the females mouth, next you gently insert your penis in with the ice water in her mouth, then you begin to thrust your hips and get a blow job. while receiving, smack the bitch in the temple of her head.
"Hannah is giving Joe a blow job, Joe asks Hannah if he can get a Retro Brain Freeze. Hannah's nipples get hard with excitement. Joe puts the cold ice water in her mouth. Joe starts talking dirty, saying things like "how cold do you like it baby". After Joe is done with this type of blow job, he immediately Smacks her in her head. there is a slight pause... Hannah says softly "I love you"."
by Graziiboy October 30, 2009
Get the Retro Brain Freezemug. by Angeloos da Goose February 28, 2018
Get the i neva freezemug. When someone says "It will happen when hell freezes over", it means "It will never happen..."
Unless it does happen.
Unless it does happen.
When people asked Don Henley whether the Eagles would get back together, Henley would always say "We'll get back together when hell freezes over." Little did they know 14 years later, they would get back together, and they immediately knew what to call their new live album.
by Fluthy February 22, 2020
Get the hell freezes overmug. The act of sticking a frozen popsicle stick into the anus of another person for sexual pleasure or just to degrade said person.
"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"I gave her a Jersey Deep Freeze and apparently she doesn't like orange."
"What a cunt."
"I gave her a Jersey Deep Freeze and apparently she doesn't like orange."
"What a cunt."
by poop sex jr August 24, 2011
Get the Jersey Deep Freezemug. Incerting two or more ice cubes in to the vagina and then having sex. While having sex the icy melted water is mixing with the pussy juices to make for a nice drink
by J Daddy H November 5, 2009
Get the Genitle Fuck Freezemug. by FrostyTheCokeBearSaver November 30, 2011
Get the Freezing-Ass Coldmug. When it is so cold out, it is unbarable.
James: Let's go chill out on your porch for a lil man.
Shawn: Oh hellz no! I got shorts on and its freezing balls out. That's suicide
Shawn: Oh hellz no! I got shorts on and its freezing balls out. That's suicide
by Guns1inger2 April 5, 2007
Get the Freezing Balls Outmug.