i neva freeze

A Ugandan Knuckles meme involving the blue Ugandan Knuckles telling a story.

by Angeloos da Goose February 28, 2018

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Retro Brain Freeze

(Verb). A type of blow job; when you put ice water in the females mouth, next you gently insert your penis in with the ice water in her mouth, then you begin to thrust your hips and get a blow job. while receiving, smack the bitch in the temple of her head.

"Hannah is giving Joe a blow job, Joe asks Hannah if he can get a Retro Brain Freeze. Hannah's nipples get hard with excitement. Joe puts the cold ice water in her mouth. Joe starts talking dirty, saying things like "how cold do you like it baby". After Joe is done with this type of blow job, he immediately Smacks her in her head. there is a slight pause... Hannah says softly "I love you"."

by Graziiboy October 30, 2009

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Jersey Deep Freeze

The act of sticking a frozen popsicle stick into the anus of another person for sexual pleasure or just to degrade said person.

"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"I gave her a Jersey Deep Freeze and apparently she doesn't like orange."
"What a cunt."

by poop sex jr August 22, 2011

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hell freezes over

When someone says "It will happen when hell freezes over", it means "It will never happen..."

Unless it does happen.

When people asked Don Henley whether the Eagles would get back together, Henley would always say "We'll get back together when hell freezes over." Little did they know 14 years later, they would get back together, and they immediately knew what to call their new live album.

by Fluthy February 23, 2020

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Genitle Fuck Freeze

Incerting two or more ice cubes in to the vagina and then having sex. While having sex the icy melted water is mixing with the pussy juices to make for a nice drink

Joe and Donna used the genitle fuck freeze and said it was sick!!!!!

by J Daddy H November 06, 2009

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