i neva freeze

A Ugandan Knuckles meme involving the blue Ugandan Knuckles telling a story.

He said freeze, I said I neva freeze.

by Angeloos da Goose February 28, 2018

Retro Brain Freeze

(Verb). A type of blow job; when you put ice water in the females mouth, next you gently insert your penis in with the ice water in her mouth, then you begin to thrust your hips and get a blow job. while receiving, smack the bitch in the temple of her head.

"Hannah is giving Joe a blow job, Joe asks Hannah if he can get a Retro Brain Freeze. Hannah's nipples get hard with excitement. Joe puts the cold ice water in her mouth. Joe starts talking dirty, saying things like "how cold do you like it baby". After Joe is done with this type of blow job, he immediately Smacks her in her head. there is a slight pause... Hannah says softly "I love you"."

by Graziiboy October 30, 2009

hell freezes over

When someone says "It will happen when hell freezes over", it means "It will never happen..."

Unless it does happen.

When people asked Don Henley whether the Eagles would get back together, Henley would always say "We'll get back together when hell freezes over." Little did they know 14 years later, they would get back together, and they immediately knew what to call their new live album.

by Fluthy February 22, 2020

Jersey Deep Freeze

The act of sticking a frozen popsicle stick into the anus of another person for sexual pleasure or just to degrade said person.

"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"I gave her a Jersey Deep Freeze and apparently she doesn't like orange."
"What a cunt."

by poop sex jr August 24, 2011

Genitle Fuck Freeze

Incerting two or more ice cubes in to the vagina and then having sex. While having sex the icy melted water is mixing with the pussy juices to make for a nice drink

Joe and Donna used the genitle fuck freeze and said it was sick!!!!!

by J Daddy H November 5, 2009

Freezing-Ass Cold

When it's so cold outside that your butt cheeks freeze together

It must be freezing-ass cold outside cause my butt cheeks froze together.

by FrostyTheCokeBearSaver November 30, 2011

Freezing Balls Out

When it is so cold out, it is unbarable.

James: Let's go chill out on your porch for a lil man.

Shawn: Oh hellz no! I got shorts on and its freezing balls out. That's suicide

by Guns1inger2 April 5, 2007