evan

evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.

joe “dude, did that guy really ditch the boys for his girl?”

jack “yeah, he is a total EVAN”

by sillywillybilly May 30, 2020

Evan

Way cooler than anyone named stryker

Wow evans cooler than stryker

by Yoauntsdad November 26, 2019

Evan

More than likely someone who drives a shit blue car and lacks friends

"That Evan really needs to fuck off"

by bossman7477 July 23, 2018

Evan

Funny, sweet, and hot, too. He is the perfect man, but he can break your heart. He is trustworthy, as long as you get to know him first. If you have an Evan in your life, don't let him go. He is so lovable, it literally just makes me sick. (In a good way). :p

Evan is sooooo hot.

by Evrick June 6, 2019

Evan

A stuck up prick who acts if he loves u but never sees u

“Have you seen séan yet “ ...no

“Ugh he’s being such an evan “

by That random one May 13, 2018

an evan

a guy who gets absolutely no fucking bitches, but assumes everyone wants a piece of him. he has no game, literally cannot pull any man, woman, or other non gender conforming person in the entire world.

just use 'an evan' as an insult basically

by guy#3 October 31, 2023

Evan

The hottest guy in the world. He is funny and has swarms if girls around him. He’s pretty much the best. Every girl loves him and want to be with him all the time.

I love Evan.

by Heatherkelsie September 1, 2019