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Eldred

A cold, often rainy and dreary, desolate and depraved, nearly-dead, podunk town in north-western Pennsylvania which few remaining residents eagerly call "home.” For some odd, and off-kilter reason some folks here inexplicably think higher of themselves, shun outsiders and folks visiting who have long-since relocated.

Warning: These type of folks love to show their assholes to one-another. If you get-out of your vehicle here to venture into the local gas station, or Dollar General, don’t be surprised to find yourself staring into the brown-eye of one of these window-watchers.

Oh! Just passing thru and want a fun road-trip game to pass the time?: Come one, come all!... Count the Trump campaign signs still proudly displayed in yards and on flag-poles of these sore-losers… well past the 2020 election. Witness the absurdity of the rusted out pick-up trucks and dilapidated houses with “Keep America Great” slogans on their bumper stickers and unkempt properties.
Hey, did you run into Karen when you were home visiting family in Eldred?

Yeah she insisted on showing us her entire asshole again.
by BastardFromABasket October 20, 2022
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Elderad

Being rad, but for the elderly. Typically for someone over the age of 54.
P1: your grandma is so elderad!
P2: I know; her cookies are the best!
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ELARAN

An ELARAN is a fine gentlemen who can do like more than one muscle-up
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Endrapearl is an amazing athlete but always loses to tall blonde haired men. She's wary of unfamiliar food but is always up for a maccies. Endrapearl will always surround herself with one short friend however has often been found laughing at disabled people.
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Eldar

A man of great Motor boating skill… He gravitates to boobies as desired and plants his face in the middle and suffocates himself into a glorious rampage and yells loudly BOOBIESSSSS…
Man I would Eldar the shit outta her and her fabulous boobies!!
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