The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding to signal the end of the session
by The great ud author September 3, 2025

by #BA DDTB May 21, 2017

An Egyptian who has lived in the Western world so long they are afraid to go to the motherland due to lack of Air Conditioning.
by Madas October 21, 2013

when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free
Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.
by MiBest March 29, 2021

Max:hey Ivar, do u know what an egyptian sunburn is?
Ivar: No I don´t know, please tell me Max.
Max: it´s when someone fries a pan and then hits it on someones ass
Ivar: Nice.
Ivar: No I don´t know, please tell me Max.
Max: it´s when someone fries a pan and then hits it on someones ass
Ivar: Nice.
by ivar123 July 28, 2017

she was very annoying and mean, that probably cause shes Egyptian, god I hate it, I have Egyptian phobia
by penislover2000 February 7, 2022

When you've got a rumbling tummy and are sitting on the toilet and feel the urge to blow chunks - effectively ejecting on both ends. Phrase typically associated with the physical reenactment during conversation
*definition relates to hand gestures during conversation*
“Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends”
“Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?”
“Exactly… tough night”
“Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends”
“Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?”
“Exactly… tough night”
by JLOBSTER April 1, 2023
