Door Closer

Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.

Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide

by Blargle Margle January 24, 2011

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Door knob

A phrase often shouted out when someone in the room busts ass, "farts", letting the person know whom farted to go touch a door knob before everyone beats the shit out of him.

WTF is that smell, door knob!!

by Rick Swank September 5, 2005

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Squash Door

Tiny square door that allows one to enter a squash court.

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo: "Why did they make this squash door so freakin small??"
Billy Bo Dean: "Because if they were regular size, we would tear the space time continuum... Duh"

by Chester Huntington October 4, 2008

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You, the door.

Disrespectfully showing someone out.

You don’t know this definition? Ok no! Leave! The door! You, the door.

by Diagnosedwithbald February 23, 2023

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door conversation

When a social gathering is about to disband, everyone makes their way to the exit, and then continues to talk for another 15 minutes.

"Well, I guess I should be going..."
*makes way to door*
15 Minutes later: *still chatting, altho now dressed in coat, shoes, etc* - This is a door conversation

by RK089 March 12, 2007

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