Door Closer

Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.

Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide

by Blargle Margle January 24, 2011

Door knob

A phrase often shouted out when someone in the room busts ass, "farts", letting the person know whom farted to go touch a door knob before everyone beats the shit out of him.

WTF is that smell, door knob!!

by Rick Swank September 5, 2005

Man door

Service entrance to a mans genitals

I can’t wait to enter Tim’s Man door

by Ozarks November 7, 2020

Squash Door

Tiny square door that allows one to enter a squash court.

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo: "Why did they make this squash door so freakin small??"
Billy Bo Dean: "Because if they were regular size, we would tear the space time continuum... Duh"

by Chester Huntington October 4, 2008

door-san

The lord of Doors.

Person 1: Someone broke my door down
Person 2: Oh, you better pray to Door-San it gets fixed

by Robo-bitch Kinnie May 16, 2020

Goddamn Door

A door that needs to be closed.

Beebo: I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR

by Katsuki Bakugou March 31, 2020

You, the door.

Disrespectfully showing someone out.

You don’t know this definition? Ok no! Leave! The door! You, the door.

by Diagnosedwithbald February 23, 2023