dolphin-eyes

when a woman/man has eyes so far apart, you'd think they need sonar to maneuver their way through a room.

dillon mcdermott and britney spears are rockin' the dolphin-eyes look. and by rockin', i mean making me want to puke by being so goddamn ugly because they're porpoise people.

by scottymxc June 27, 2008

Air Dolphin

An air dolphin is a person who resembles a common, bottlenose, spotted, dusky or pinknosed river dolphin but being human spends his or her life working in retail.

Hey, have you seen that lad working in that shop in the centre of the retail park? He is a real Air dolphin.

Look at Nick over there ever since he started working at Ted Baker retail outlet hes become a hardcore Air dolphin.

by King of the Quinn July 28, 2009

Three Dolphin Club

An association (probably non-existent) each of whose members has had sex in space, assisted by a third astronaut to keep the two bodies pressed together in zero gravity. (The theory goes that that's how dolphins do it in the water, but several online videos show that no third dolphin is necessary.)

Does that pin with 3 dolphins mean that she has joined the Three Dolphin Club?

by Third Dolphin April 17, 2018

Dolphin

An animal that can only be trained via positive reinforcement.

"I tried to put a leash my dolphin but it swam away"

by thePSAT October 18, 2014

A Dolphin

When one stick his penis in a girls butt and she turns her head sharply and makes a sound like a Dolphin in order to stop this act.

I was railing this girl from behind when I pulled out and shoved it in her butt, she slung her head around started making a sound like a dolphin.

by medic alert April 24, 2009

Bottlenose Dolphin

A sexual act in which a couple wearing life vests preforms a standing 69 while diving into a swimming pool. Once submerged, the life jackets will cause the couple to shoot up towards the surface and jump out of the water similar to the animal of the same name.

(On phone) Fred: "Hey, Daphne, I'm sorry, but I'm going to be a little late coming home tonight as the circle jerk is lasting longer than we expected. Hows about I make it up to you by taking you down to the water park tomorrow? We can try the Bottlenose Dolphin!"

Daphne: Oh gee, that sounds swell, Fred. Don't worry about me. Velma and I have been wanting to try scissoring again, but we just couldn't find the time! This will work out quite well for both of us. I'll call her up now!"

by Velocidad Maximus October 5, 2011

Miami Dolphins

an NFL team that had a season of only 1 win in 04-05 and then beat the patriots; BALLAS

man 1: man the dolphins are doing really bad this season.
man 2: yea but atleast they beat the #1 team in the NFL this season.
man 1: DAM! THOSE BITCHEZ ARE BALLAS!

by J 0 K A January 22, 2005