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Post-Divorce Whore - PDW

The post-divorce whore, or PDW, is akin to the old school player. She pretends to be looking for a relationship to manipulate men into bed (like that requires skill), then plays the victim to bail or simply ghost her victims. Bro tip-if she's cheated in a relationship, bashes on her ex, been in a threesome(s)...she's not relationship material.
Divorced Dad - Dude, check out this new Indiana cougar on Hinge I met--she checks all the boxes!
Coach - Yeah bro, no; she has way more male FB friends than females...classic PDW.
Divorced Dad - PDW?
Coach - Post-Divorce Whore - PDW...She'll tear your heart out, bro.
by beedub75 October 27, 2021
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The Divorce Party

A single-issue political party that advocates for a disunion of factions that vitiate each others plans instead of working together to improve their country.
The conspicuous incompatibility of the republican & democratic parties' policies evinced a need for " the divorce party " to advocate for a disunion.
by MoribundMurdoch May 18, 2021
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Divorcer

A divorcer is the person who divorces someone. i.e. The opposite of a divorcee.
I'm on my sixty-ninth divorce. I'm a pro divorcer.
by Your second mother May 29, 2021
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Divorce

The funny haha, where the parents move away from each other
“Me and your father are get divorce.”
“Yes we are, haha be happy.”
“Ok.”
You nerd
by Divorcesucks June 5, 2021
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Most divorced man

Elon Musk is the most divorced man on the planet
by Tbenson November 27, 2024
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Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.
Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.
by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025
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Oklahoman divorce

When you shit your pants while wearing a thong and the poop gets cut into two equal sized pieces.
The other day I accidentally shit myself while wearing a dress. My thong gave that turd an Oklahoman divorce and it fell right on the floor.
by Wafflestomper1125 October 22, 2025
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