Divorce

What your parents had.

“My parents had a divorce.”
“L”

by chingchongmothertrucker August 25, 2022

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Divorce-Leprosy

When you lose your spouse's friends in the divorce and you lose your own friends because you are so sad and depressed that everyone avoids you like the plague.

Since her marriage ended, Jill's sadness created an onset of Divorce-Leprosy that made even the oldest of her friends avoid being around her.

by xlittlellama July 22, 2022

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Hialeah divorce

The girl leaves the relationship and the guy (who can't accept living without her) shoots her and himself.

Guy 1: did you see the news? Some guy tried to shoot his wife for leaving him and then he shot himself. Thank God the woman survived

Guy 2: sounds like a Hialeah divorce

by L00kItUp August 25, 2022

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A lesser form of the mack daddy. Divorced mack daddy describes a man who is reliably successful with many women, but only early in the interactions. This means that although he’s talked to many women and has the confidence and charisma to do so, he ultimately never makes it anywhere with them.

I got 25 bitches on my snap and none of them fuck after the first week. I feel like a divorced mack daddy

by snopp doog January 30, 2022

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Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.

After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.

by LesleeB February 12, 2020

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