According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:
1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th
7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st
He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.
Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.
In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:
Ethan de la Cruz
1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th
7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st
He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.
Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.
In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:
Ethan de la Cruz
by TikTacToe November 24, 2021
Get the Ethan de la Cruzmug. I super nice human being. who is very genuine and good to his close friends. He is a type of person who may seem cocky or ignorant but when you know them on a deeper level they are amazing people
(i like cruz)
by Good Kitten14 February 28, 2025
Get the Cruzmug. Cruz FAMILY orientated, Love deeply, hard working, willing take on any challenges, sincere, back up their words with actions, stand by your side in any type of situation good or bad, if they love you, you will be taken care of by them! They are rare, a Cruz will not be easy to forget if you lose them. Love parties and know how to have a great time! Don't piss them off because you will see a side of them you won't like. Don't F*** with a Cruz they're real AF!
by JKRUZR January 7, 2023
Get the Cruzmug. The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And Tarot Cards For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats
The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And Tarot Cards For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And Tarot Cards For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoatsmug. A common last name in Hispanic/Latino people but if you meet someone with it being there first name they’re probably a Pisces and have magnum dong
by Indicud97 February 25, 2021
Get the Cruzmug. If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?
Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
Get the Hey, Senator Ted Cruzmug. 