by LorelaiGilmore August 01, 2016
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a person who has cellulite so thick on their inner thigh's that when it reaches their "cookie"spot, all you can see is beat-up, dimpled BACON STRIPS.
(QUITE AN UNFORTUNATE EVENT TO OCCUR)
(QUITE AN UNFORTUNATE EVENT TO OCCUR)
chunksahoy! there crumple crotch!!
by Miss Kali Kaos March 15, 2009
When the pubes of a woman or man have not been trimmed in a long while, and their crotch begins to resemble Sasquatch.
Used primarily as a noun.
Used primarily as a noun.
by wtf2010 July 02, 2010
(figurative) when someone or something prevents you from having sex; (literal) when a large bag of ice is placed on your lap on a car trip
by gizzlie February 27, 2007
A term that is defined as the maloderous aroma eminating from the groin of an individual who participates in the keto diet.
by Fallsohard March 01, 2019
by mustafa January 24, 2005