yidlife crisis

The Jewish struggle of identity that we battle between each other and within ourselves. It's a struggle as old as that between God and Jonah, Abraham and Moses, Hillel and Shammai, Jiggin and Schumacher, and now Elman and Batalion.

My mother and I had a YidLife Crisis when she saw me eat a Lifesaver while fasting on Yom Kippur. My argument was that it was medical because my breath smelled like gedempte. Besides, I didn't enjoy it because it came from the bottom of my pocketbook and was covered in schmutz. It was grey!

by riverharkness10 September 4, 2016

Christmas Cruises

What porn is called in Latin, according to Google Translate.

Man, that was some good Christmas Cruises.

by Dnakfbalf June 10, 2018

Existential Crisis Wednesday

Every wednesday, you have an existential crisis. or every other wednesday.

It's Existential Crisis Wednesday! Oh god...

by psoopie January 27, 2021

Bot Crisis

The Bot Crisis is an online game being flooded by bots and cheaters. There are multiple kinds of bots you can encounter. Most notably, Team Fortress 2 is in a Bot Crisis. The Bot Crisis will cause many problems for the community. Their main goals are to kill off the games they are targeting. This will include the games' communities. They use aimbot, triggerbot, spinbot, micspam, etc. Normally, these bots are always aware of their surroundings and are very hard to kill off. There are MYGOT bots, LMAObox bots, Catbots, Spycrab bots, and many many more. There are barely any friendly bots that can be encountered, such as Spycrab bots. TL;DR, the Bot Crisis is a major problem that floods an online game with bots and cheaters.

Person: "Hey dude, what's a Bot Crisis?"
Person: "Well normally, it would be considered as a major problem in an online game and it would be flooded by bots and cheaters."
Person: "Oof... No wonder why Team Fortress 2 is not being updated anymore..."

by EVAVina June 11, 2021

Troy Criss

The Troy Criss is a sexual maneuver in which one partner (traditionally the male) dresses in a degrading outfit while their lover places rubber-bands around his genitals. The outfit usually consists of a bottomless rabbit costume and bright red clown shoes. The term is thought to have originated in Ireland. The Irish people, numbed from years of heavy alcohol abuse, suffered from erectile disfunction and overall numbness. Troy Criss was the town drunk/gigolo of Cobh, Ireland. After years of heavy alcohol consumption and sexual desensitization, Criss could no longer function as a sexual man. Frustrated and lustful, Criss demanded that a woman bind his penis and testicles in twine. The woman, aghast at the request, said that she would only do it if Criss hid the top half of his body, and his disgusting feet. Word spread around Ireland, and the Troy Criss was born.

Damn, BITCH! IM TRYNA TROY CRISS TONIGHT!

by ABECOCKENBERG March 30, 2022

pullin a criss

to be sneaky to someone, taken from 'criss angel', because criss angel is sneaky with his tricks

"he's a pullin a criss on ya with that scam!!"

by anonymous47198417698598625792 August 6, 2008

mid-degree-crisis

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(a) The sudden realization that you have absolutely no idea what you want to major in for the next two years of your 4 year college career.
(b) The sudden realization that a degree in humanities is applicable everywhere yet nowhere at the same time.
(c) The period of confusion around the time when a declaration of major is required to continue lessons at an educational facility
(d) The period spent before a declaration deadline questioning the future of one's life, usually brought on by a call by an expectant parent.

Alex: "Hey this party is kickn', where's the homeboy chad?"
Cletus:"He just got his first call about post college careers from his mom. To say the least he's either sitting this night out or PTFO already"
Alex:"mid-degree-crisis!"
Cletus:"Totally! Bottoms up to graduate school!"

by TheKaramanukian July 27, 2011