Colton is an absolute fucking menace. His massive sized penis scares even gods of the creation they have made. He plays golf on Sundays, lifts 500LB weights daily, eats bolts for breakfasts, and gets a new girlfriend every fucking day. Colton should not be messed with because he will fuck you up using his massive biceps.
by Ryuichee April 26, 2022
Get the Coltonmug. Colton rearranged my guts
by Bigman boy June 9, 2022
Get the Coltonmug. A colton is a person you shouldnt trust with anything he looks like a moe lester. Hes also bad-looking.
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by Ivzen69 October 29, 2019
Get the Coltonmug. MMMmmmmMmmmMmMmmmMMmmm wallet inspector Colton here
by coltonwuzhere2026 March 8, 2020
Get the Coltonmug. Colton. The Best boy i've ever met. He is the sweetest dont ever let him go. I LOVE HIM SMMM HE TOLDS THE DOOR FOR ME AND SAID I WAS CUTEEEE
by ilovecoltonomfg September 22, 2021
Get the Coltonmug. an amazing person. he would do anything just to see you smile. he has an amazing sense of humor and style. he has a charm that all the ladies love. he is an awesome friend and very great to talk to when you’re having trouble or need advice or even need someone to listen to you. overall the best person i have ever met :)
girl1: have you seen colton today?
girl2: no what was he wearing!!??
girl1: his jeans crocs and a flannel ;)
girl2: wow i might have to try that style!!
girl1: flannels are definitely the way to go ;)
girl2: no what was he wearing!!??
girl1: his jeans crocs and a flannel ;)
girl2: wow i might have to try that style!!
girl1: flannels are definitely the way to go ;)
by what’suppp November 20, 2020
Get the Coltonmug. an absolute idiot piece of shit. terrible at 2k21 AND 20. look up “pizza hut boy for the spurs” on youtube n you’ll see this twerp.
“wow coltons a fucking idiot
by lightstrike216 September 12, 2020
Get the Coltonmug.