Coconut Climber

A racial word used to describe a Puerto Rican. Preferable a lazy one who gets welfare checks in the mail and drinks beer in front of his/her porch and/or open garage. Also yells instead of talks at a listenable level.

Them damn Coconut Climbers keep sitting around doin' nuttin! Lazy shits!

by LlamaGenocide April 9, 2011

coconut pie

An men who likes dick

Example: Jensen Ackles says he favorite pie is coconut pie that means he likes dick

by Penguin Hunter July 25, 2017

Coconut Head

Someone who has a head that resembles a coconut, particularly due to their hair.

1. Jeon Jungkook from BTS has a coconut head.
2. The guy that she met at the event had a coconut head.

by ShinyLongLegs October 27, 2018

Fancy the coconut

When you fancy the coconut, you've done something extremely wrong.

"I totally had sex with your girlfriend"
"You just had to fancy the coconut, didn't you?!"

by IWillNeverTell August 7, 2012

Coconut wireless

Hawaiian way of gossiping

Damn Randon, Sean went out on the docks and spread the word like coconut wireless

by JBoog Aramark October 18, 2013

Coconut

Someone of west indian or carribean decent.

Since thats what they eat there.

Shes a coconut. Shes from haiti. Trinidad, Jamican, or any other island.

by New york city man August 27, 2009

Coconut balls

When a man's (nutsack,jewels,balls) are so huge and hairy,and his dick is so small in lengh and width.That his dick seems to hide in between them.

Guy:I wanna lick you from the inside out.
Girl:Oh yeah, I want your dick in me too, thrusting in and out making me cum all over your face!
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Girl:Yeah baby..
Guy:Okay then.
"Guy unzips pants"
Girl:oh yeahh I bet your shaft will break me in two!!!
"Guy pulls his huge balls and tiny shaft out"
Girl:Where's your dick? Is it hiding in between those coconut balls?
Guy: Yeah, and I bet you want every bit of it!
Girl uhmm hell no, I think you need some viagra, and a ball reduction.

by ursexfiend August 22, 2011