by somerandomasian April 1, 2011

That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.
Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.
Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
by cee-em-kay April 8, 2011

by Jeb A. Diah December 12, 2006

A comment used a flirtation tool to back up a statment. Also used to gain status among members of the opposite sex.
"Oh god he had an average of fifty witty comments per converstion, shit now i'm getting horny."
"Witty Comments are so sexy!"
"Oh that is so witty"
"Witty Comments are so sexy!"
"Oh that is so witty"
by CheezyPumpkinPie March 17, 2009

the act of someone making a comment after you to sound better than or to impress someone who makes a post.
Did you just see that. The hater just did a counter comment on me. They must really like that person.
by darkking777 December 20, 2010

Regretting that you commented something on Facebook, because the whole exchange of comments made you look stupid, ignorant or the like ...or just because the conversation got way more complicated than you had imagined.
When that exchange of comment turned into a religious discussion, I had a severe case of comment regret
by AntonU August 22, 2011

As someone who has used the comments section for 5 years, it’s decent at best with some actual people with brain cells and bring up actual quality points. But that’s kinda hard to find. At worst it’s the most toxic heap of garbage. I would say it’s the worst, but Twitter exists, and loads of people there are idiots. The majority of people there are ignorant, assholes, manchildren, trolls (not even the funny kind) spammers, like beggars, annoying and idiots. You’ll either be pretty happy after reading them, or start thinking that humanity was a mistake.
The day YouTube decides to make an option to never look at comments again on videos is the day we can live in peace and harmony.
The day YouTube decides to make an option to never look at comments again on videos is the day we can live in peace and harmony.
by Pimpleapps April 17, 2021
