a british music artist who can make music about anything
She started her channel in 2011 has a 16 year old with her first song rain
She also made many eps and a record that got number 3 on the charts
Her most popular song is her sing about wanking
Also special girl dodie is weirdly attractive
She started her channel in 2011 has a 16 year old with her first song rain
She also made many eps and a record that got number 3 on the charts
Her most popular song is her sing about wanking
Also special girl dodie is weirdly attractive
Mom: why are you watching what look porn
Kid: no mom it's just dodie clark music if i kissed someone it wasn't you
Mom: um what the hell
Kid: no mom it's just dodie clark music if i kissed someone it wasn't you
Mom: um what the hell
by Wesiswes December 3, 2021

A specific type of bowel movement, typically produced by humans on a zero fiber diet, which has a texture consistent with organic peanut butter - this require the usage of nearly an entire role of toilet paper. This is of great financial benefit to Kimberly Clark - the worlds largest manufacturer of toilet paper.
One week my diet consisted entirely of saltine crackers, peanut butter, Oreo cookies, pretzels and sourdough bread. This resulted in my producing 1-2 Kimberly Clarks per day and forced a diet change rich in Brussels sprouts and Sauerkraut.
by MR Nipple June 7, 2014

Piece of shit. No one really likes him he's just always there and no one knows why and always a sarcastic piece of shit with no friends
by Verygrimcheddarcheese August 19, 2017

Example: girl 1:Omg do you see him?
girl 2: UHM who?
girl 1: That fan over there, Laike Clark.
girl 2:OMG you're right I see him.... what a fan-
girl 2: UHM who?
girl 1: That fan over there, Laike Clark.
girl 2:OMG you're right I see him.... what a fan-
by Gojosmaster May 6, 2021

Clark is someone who is always there for you. He’s kind and he’s so much fun to be around.
Clark is rlly hot, like, so hot- and probably really good at giving head (idk though that’s just a guess. also he’s totally definitely NOT a bottom)
Clark is so fucking smart, he’s the type of person that would make a shit ton of money being a lawyer (maybe even s family lawyer who knows)
He’d have the cutest kid (Clark Jr.)
Clark is someone you can trust to always have your back.
If Clark ever kisses you, you can feel it in your whole body.
Clark is someone you wouldn’t be able to forget, and you can’t ever fully stop loving in some form, no matter what happens.
Anyone would be lucky to have Clark as their boyfriend.
Clark is rlly hot, like, so hot- and probably really good at giving head (idk though that’s just a guess. also he’s totally definitely NOT a bottom)
Clark is so fucking smart, he’s the type of person that would make a shit ton of money being a lawyer (maybe even s family lawyer who knows)
He’d have the cutest kid (Clark Jr.)
Clark is someone you can trust to always have your back.
If Clark ever kisses you, you can feel it in your whole body.
Clark is someone you wouldn’t be able to forget, and you can’t ever fully stop loving in some form, no matter what happens.
Anyone would be lucky to have Clark as their boyfriend.
Person 1: “Oh there’s clark cowen!”
Person 2: “How do you know that?? He’s not even facing us”
Person 1: “All i have to do is look at that fat jiggly ass and i know it’s him”
Person 2: “Damnnn i wish i was that caked up”
Person 2: “How do you know that?? He’s not even facing us”
Person 1: “All i have to do is look at that fat jiggly ass and i know it’s him”
Person 2: “Damnnn i wish i was that caked up”
by randomlyfindsmoneybabe August 16, 2023

High key sexiest person alive. Anyone would like to smash him. He is very yoked. Very smart very nice very handsome and big ass dick.
by Mc519 April 20, 2018

Eddie clarke is the best person you will ever meet he is the G he gets all the girls no matter what. You should all ways talk to a eddie clarke
by Timmy Jacob November 24, 2020
