Alexis Celine Strevig

The world's greatest wife. Just a true gem. If you marry her, you're the luckiest man alive.

If only Alexis would marry me and become Alexis Celine Strevig.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

charleston chewing

An extreme sexual maneuver which involves a male/female eating out the vagina of a woman who has just delivered a child (within 3-6 hours of delivery). Upon receiving oral sex and climaxing the new mother will secrete substantial afterbirth into the performers eagerly awaiting mouth. While the performer may think they are munching on beef curtains, this "Chewy" substance is in fact afterbirth.

Man, Josh, I don't know what it is but Charleston Chewing is the only way I would eat a snatch anymore!

by Tom Emansky March 29, 2011

Chewing the clown's cap

Getting less than you bargained for.

The date with the good-looking blonde was a disaster. She turned out to be crazy and Bob realized he'd been chewing the clown's cap.

by Chris Secrest July 7, 2008

Cein

Cein's normally have sandy blonde or dirty blonde hair, blue/green eyes and they are an average height. They are funny, awesome, thoughtful, a total goof and a great friend to have! They have many talents which normally are sports (soccer, soccer baseball etc), hilarious impressions, making people smile and just being amazing. They are intelligent, fun, hilarious, wonderful and full of pure happiness! They don't get offended easily and they have many friends, normally most of them are boys. But, only one or two are girls. Even though they keep many friends, they have 5 or 6 close friends. 4 or 5 boys and 1 or 2 girls. If you ever have a chance to befriend a Cein, make sure to because they are great people and most of all a phenomenal best friend to have! They are not shy at all and enjoy doing impressions and playing soccer but, most of all making his friends laugh and smile! They also make great boyfriends but, at first they prefer close friends rather than a girlfriend or boyfriend. Overall, if you ever have a chance to befriend or talk to a Cein, make sure to give it a try! They are so funny, cute, sweet and full of happiness! They will for sure be able to make you happy! They are athletic but they have a playful side to them, once you befriend Cein you will see his funny side. He can act like a total goof!

Natalie: Hey, I have a PERFECT guy for you!
Emma: Okay what is he like?
Natalie: Funny, cute, awesome, athletic and he is smoking hot!
Emma: Let me guess his name.
Natalie: Okay what is it?
Emma: He must be a Cein!
Natalie: Yep! How did you know?
Emma: Because he is the perfect guy!

by it's yo girllll April 23, 2017

Bomb Chewin

That good head that makes your toes curl...have you sayin "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" SHOENOMESAYIN?!?!?!?!
makes u wanna go bac to shortie errrryyyyyyyyNIGHT....

Your girl gave me the "Bomb Chewin" last night

by ShoenomeSayin?!?!? July 18, 2006

celine bean

someone who in all aspects knocks dominic off his feet and leaves him speechless, and breathless to the point that he is seriously liking this girl and can't wait to see her again.

Celine bean loves dominic's arms and he loves it when she's in them.

by dominic p May 3, 2008

celine dion

Celine Dion is a very bad lip sync performer.

Every body sees when Celine Dion lipsyncs- the sound is impossible for her to make because of her overbite.

by Susie Summers December 29, 2006