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Canyon

Name for a guy who...
- is Tall but claims he's going to grow more
- 35% chance of being a homosexual
- A "Bop"
- Introverted but will open up if you become friends with him
- Lots of friends that are girls
- People that come to his house to see him are purely there to hookup
- Sends shower pictures to his friends
- Loves jewelry
Did you see Canyon go into that room with 5 guys, what a bop!
by MonkeMan2464 February 11, 2025
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Rock Canyon

High school in Colorado - former school of famous meme page @misharkx on instagram
Wow, Rock Canyon is dogshit at sports, but at least I can say I went to the same school as famous hot sexy mishark!
by Mishark July 25, 2022
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Ham Canyon

A butt crack. The canyon between the two christmas hams round your rear.
"I was scrubbing out ol' ham canyon when I found a quarter back there!"
by David Ohno November 10, 2013
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Canyon Bark

When a person goes without wiping for a prolonged period, causing the excrement to harden in their buttcrack. When in humid climates, it can get musty and then be called “Swamp Bark”. Can be used as decoration or garnish.
Brad: Hey Terry, you wanna come to Ariel’ s party tomorrow? Sasha’s gonna be there!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!
by Elan Throbber March 16, 2025
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Niles canyon

Small unincorporated area of alameda county located just to s of Fremont California. The canyon follows the traverse of alameda creek east to sunol ca
Niles canyon is the site of the festival of carlie caplin days
by 4realazitgits March 31, 2021
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