Campbell, Texas you know your home in East Texas when you smell the meth and cows. Shit hole town with a shitty school that has been on the news for the superintendent stealing money among many other things. What never makes it to the news though is how teachers get caught sleeping with students and getting nudes from students. Blink and you'll miss it as you pass through. Seriously blink just don't look it's not even worth it!
Campbell, Texas a shit hole town 53 miles east of Dallas, Texas where psychopaths are allowed to roam and kill pets to display.
by NotEvenGonnaLie June 12, 2018
Get the campbell, texasmug. Campbell's paradox states that the word "dad" is both at the peak of kinky and devoid of kinky connotation simultaneously. Philosophers and ethicists typically use the common term "daddy" as an anchor, since "daddy" is known to have non-zero and non-absolute kinky connotation. Thus, the scale of kinkiness goes dad < daddy < dad.
"On a scale from dad to dad, how bad was that girl you were with last night?"
"Excuse me?"
"Campbell's Paradox, look it up"
"Excuse me?"
"Campbell's Paradox, look it up"
by kingbika October 9, 2018
Get the Campbell's Paradoxmug. 1. A term that describes getting rear-ended by a rich white man who thinks he's done nothing wrong and tries to blame you regardless of the situation. He may also smirk and grin the entire time after he's hit you because he thinks he's better than you.
2. A cocky, rich white man that has a big head. He thinks he can do no wrong because he is one of the main rich men in your town. He also thinks he will get away with anything and dares you to call the police.
3. A perverted old white man.
2. A cocky, rich white man that has a big head. He thinks he can do no wrong because he is one of the main rich men in your town. He also thinks he will get away with anything and dares you to call the police.
3. A perverted old white man.
Example 1:
Person A: "Dude, what happened to your car?"
Person B: "I got Afton Campbelled."
Example 2:
Person A: "I'm heading to Harrison, Arkansas this weekend.
Person B: "Be careful, dude! Don't get Afton Campbelled."
Person A: "Dude, what happened to your car?"
Person B: "I got Afton Campbelled."
Example 2:
Person A: "I'm heading to Harrison, Arkansas this weekend.
Person B: "Be careful, dude! Don't get Afton Campbelled."
by PrettyOddZebra September 14, 2022
Get the Afton Campbelledmug. Can mean any type of sexual assault, referring to the Sexual assault that occurred on a Campbell County football bus on the way back from Woodford County
by Bus Incidents September 7, 2022
Get the Campbell Bus Incidentmug. A brunette female with large front teeth who looks like they’ve been hit my a truck. Smells and looks like trash and is probably one of the ugliest girls you’ll come across.
by jimmybobjoe1234 June 26, 2019
Get the Natasha Campbellmug. by (((((((Everyone))))))) February 11, 2019
Get the myles campbellmug. She is so amazingly attractive. She's funny and smart and loves everything to do with Pirates of the Caribbean. She's a hopeless romantic and looks beautiful in everything. But she doesn't know it! She's shy and quiet and loves music. She'll laugh at your jokes (but only if they're awful...) and be their when you need her. She's sensitive and cares deeply about others. She won't believe you when you tell her she's beautiful but you just can't help yourself 'cause it's the truth! If you find yourself in love with a Campbell, don't let her go. She's perfect in every way. I love you Kam!
by ByDecemberOf'23 September 25, 2021
Get the Campbellmug.