Calvin's are a subspecies of homosapiens that are book smart but actually really dumb, clumsy, and slightly a jackass. The species is also commonly and calmly a silly little lesbian. He also can't spell.
by Calvinsuxdic December 1, 2023

Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.
“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”
by CalviningCrooner June 23, 2023

by luke:) May 4, 2025

by Coolest Tubbs March 4, 2024

When a woman invites herself over to your place and doesn't have sex with you
Girl: I'm coming to your place at 2 am
Calvin: Ok, sex?
Girl: No, we are just going to cuddle and I will sleep over and snore
Girl: I'm coming to your place at 2 am
Calvin: Ok, sex?
Girl: No, we are just going to cuddle and I will sleep over and snore
I heard my buddy just got calvined by that smelly girl from england
Well thats what he gets for getting wilth a british "person"
Well thats what he gets for getting wilth a british "person"
by brithater81 April 2, 2022

by Allamn December 5, 2020

Calvin is in love with a Nicaragua women that is very beautiful and she loves God with all her heart and they are going to get married and have 4 kids
Calvin is so amazing
by ItzCalvinsito April 11, 2019
