Calvin

Calvins are very nice people. They make other people happy and are very helpful and kind. Calvins deserve the world. We need more Calvins in the world.

Person 1: Who's that over there?
Person 2: My friend Calvin!!
Person 1: Wow! He must be a nice person!

by Runeee October 31, 2021

Calvin

I truly love him. He's just amazing and sweet but sometimes shy. If you talked to him, he would answer so fast. He's truly a wonderful, lovable, and caring person. Ugh I wish he was mine but sadly no. If your reading this Cal, I love you so much and hope we can be more than friends. ily Cal... <3

Person: "Who's Calvin?!?!?"
Me: "Oh my he is very sweet and it's someone I love."

by unknownlover_ss September 29, 2021

Calvin

Someone who runs really fast but bikes super slow(slow = usain bolt). Tromboner. Anyone would be lucky to date him! Makes you feel like there’s no one else in the entire world but you two. He will even try to play piano pieces with you even though you suck. Calvin is the type to suddenly become amazing at tennis in 10 min. Any flaws? Nope. Zodiac sign? Compatible with yours. Always cherish the moments you get to spend with Calvin.

Calvin, you’re a great driver, thank you for not getting in a car crash while I’m in the car!!

by Deborah Johns Seymour Butes July 12, 2021

Calvin

baked

"Omg look at Calvin, he's always so baked and loves saying baked as well in AGDS."

by bakedcalvin August 10, 2021

Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Wednesday Calvin is when Calvin doesn’t want to go out on the weekend from Sunday through Tuesday because he partied too hard the previous weekend. It is impossible to get him to commit to party plans during these days. However by Wednesday his degenerate energy has been renewed and he will immediately say yes to any party plans you propose.

Sean: Calvin says he doesn’t want to club on Friday, he’s burnt out from partying this weekend.

Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.

by kh1985 November 22, 2021

calvin abdullah

he’s a really cool guy who is strong tall and hot. he’s also super popular

A: hey have u heard abt nh??
B: No Thats lame
A: At least calvin abdullah goes there
B: oh yeah he’s rlly cool

by iamatammyfan November 24, 2021

Calvin

Calvin is a god with unprecedented intelligence. in ancient text it is regarded that the core of the Earth is actually his massive brain. He looks like the embodiment of beauty and harbors the ability to court even the most stubborn and tough women. His ability to boink women is insane as is the size of his adjustable log made fit any women’s need;).

The archeologists discovered one of many depictions of Calvin in a boinking party, of course as the only male.

by Totally-Not-Calvin November 24, 2021