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Roman Candle 

When your fucking a girl standing up from behind, and you cum so hard it blasts her off your dick like a roman candle firework.

If one is skilled enough, they can actually emulate the action of a real roman candle and do this several times in a row (with a different girl each time of course, since the girl is usually injured on her way back down to earth)
dude#1: I was going at it doggy style with that girl from the bar last night, and I shit you not, i actually came so hard, that she "rocketed" off my dick and into the wall....is there even a name for that?

dude #2: holy shit dude! you perfectly executed the ROMAN CANDLE!!! you gotta show me how....

melted candle 

When your lady has had multiple money shots to the face, neck, chest, neck and breast she will be looking something like a melted candle. Also known as Bukake.
Man, I just left your mom's house. We made her into a melted candle!
melted candle by Matt Simmons October 17, 2006

yankee candle 

Dude..Elton John is so yankee candle.
yankee candle by Fry August 7, 2004

Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy 

A guy who, based on his preference for scented candles, may prefer men to women.
"Your roommate sure likes his jasmin-scented jar candles!"

"I know! He's a total Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy!"

arse candle 

one of the latest revisions of string theory involving spider spunk sweat shops
Its weaved from the finest arse candle
arse candle by Karlos April 1, 2004

yankee candle 

Pouring hot wax over an erect penis for sexual pleasure
I yankee candled by boyfriend last night
yankee candle by birdman29 December 13, 2014