turkey butthole

A jerk that takes all the kids candy, per jimmy kimmels request

There is only wrappers in here you turkey butthole.

by Gnomeoawaits November 8, 2017

butthole scissoring

A sexual act where two people rub their naked buttholes against each other's buttholes for pleasure.

I caught him butthole scissoring himself with a mirror!

by MexicanSeafood February 16, 2015

Butthole sauce

Feces secretion associated with patients who have had their anus fused together. This process of the fusion of the anus is commonly referred to as anal fusion. Anal fusion has been experimented with in the realm of alternative energy.

Dude! After my anal fusion I had some serious leftover butthole sauce!!!

by Jesusbibleman March 6, 2011

ButtHole Billy

A Factory faggot

That man there is a ButtHole Billy.

by Oblivious March 13, 2015

Trife Butthole

a butthole thats been ripped by hella dudes. and doesnt keep secrets. and is infected.

poverty.

nigga had a trife butthole. shit was open. now i got hella bumps on ma dick

by LaTrifa and TrigNog December 9, 2010

Butthole Cheese

It is the act of not wiping after defecation and leaving the excrement to fester on ones anus therefore hardening and turning into butthole cheese.

"Dude, you should wipe a lot more often!"
"Why?"
"Because your ass cheeks are caked in butthole cheese!"

by Birch Guy December 2, 2014

butthole blast

The newest flavor of Mountain Dew, served only at Taco Bell. A play on words with the actual name, Baja Blast, for it's effects on the bowels.

Dude, I love the Butthole Blast Mountain Dew but it tears me up...

The pain is in the name.

by LeGiT ACT March 4, 2009