Buddhism

1. A religion where all violence is rejected and you are to be one with nature.

Dude, I was gonna save your girlfriend, but I follow buddhism, so I couldn't. She's dead now.

by The Lord or Words April 7, 2011

buddhism

In six century BC, a fat Indian named Siddhartha Gautama meditated under a tree so long he met a grunge band called Nirvana.

Guy1: hey isnt he into Buddhism.

Guy2: yeah look at how centered he is like whoooaaaaaa....

by nailana July 13, 2006

Buddhist

Either a pretentious, pompous, and pseudo-intellectual narcissist or, if they aren't from a westernized nation (e.g. USA, UK, France), a follower of the teachings of Buddha.

I am so deep because I am a Buddhist!

by Anferny Jackson May 29, 2005

Buddha

Dairy product, not to be confused with I Can't Believe it's Not Butter.

Barbara, it was like buddha!

by Reckless Rambler June 28, 2003

Buddhist Monk

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's shaven or bald head.

"Did you hear about Damien's girl? She has to get chemo!"

"Good news is, he'll be able to buddhist monk that shit!"

Monk Buddhist Cum

by j_w84 April 24, 2010

Buddha Sneeze

When a woman qweefs and squirts blood everywhere.

DUDE, that chick i took home last night was on her period and buddha sneezed all over my face. It was totally awesome!

by akfdadojeadaidjaojd February 6, 2009

buddhism

Asian philosophy/religion, the central message of which is NOT every man for himself.

Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself!'

by the moody booze April 8, 2008