Britney Spears

Britney Jean Spears. Born on December 2nd, 1981. Raised in Kentwood, Louisiana.
The singer/performer that everyone has loved for 12 years.

Britney appeared on Star Search at the age of 10. She sang “I Don’t Care” and “Love Can Build A Bridge” with her strong, mature voice. She was a finalist, and came 2nd.

From the ages of 11-13, Britney was a Mouseketeer, along with future pop sensations Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake in the last 2 seasons of The New Mickey Mouse Club.

In 1997 at the age of 15 1/2, Spears signed with Jive Records and began work on her first album.

She was told by the record company that her low singing voice wouldn’t spawn hits, so they created her higher singing voice that she is known for now.
BRITNEY SPEARS ALBUMS
1998: ...Baby One More Time
2000: Oops!... I Did It Again
2001: Britney
2003: In The Zone
2007: Blackout
2008: Circus
2011: ?

MOST POPULAR SONGS FROM EACH ALBUM

...Baby One More Time: BOMT / (You Drive Me) Crazy.
Oops!... I Did It Again: Oops! / Stronger.
Britney: I’m A Slave 4 U / I’m Not A Girl,Not Yet A Woman.
In The Zone: Toxic / Everytime / Me Against the Music.
Blackout: Gimme More/Piece of Me.
Circus: Womanizer/Circus/If You Seek Amy.

MY FAVOURITES
BOMT, Sometimes, Crazy, I Will Be There, Oops!, Stronger, Lucky, Cinderella, I’m Not A Girl, Over Protected, Everytime, Toxic, Do Somethin’, Freakshow, Radar, Womanizer.
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A famous pop singer who works with the bunnies to help take over the world. McDonald's workers are bunnies in disguse and Walmart workers are brainwashed drones who work for less than minimum wage.
Britney Spears is an evil pop singer.
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One of the greatest females singers in America.
The Madonna of the 21st century.
Britney broke record after record in the early 2000s.
She paved the way for basically every female act after her, pushing the envelope and reinventing herself over and over again.
There is no greater entertainer today.

Britney's recently had her ups and down.
Marrying a piece of shit like KFED but hey, we all make mistakes.
Thankfully she divorced his good-for-nothing ass and did what she does best made another record.
Blackout was enough to prove the haters wrong, shes still got it.
She always will.
Nobody can compare.

Britney is currently just being human and chilling with her boys.
She's also recording another record which is with out a doubt going to break some more records.

We cant get enough, so Brit, gimme more.
'who's you favorite singer?'

'Britney Spears DUH, shes legendary'
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Perfection. Aphrodite. Every heterosexual, american male's wet dream.
Man # 1: Damn dude did you see the new britney video?
Man #2: Yea dog i was jizzin in my pants uncontrollably!!
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Jesus Christ. Britney Spears is a fucking high-class skank. She french-kissed Madonna's old ass, and she fucked the douchebag wigger K-Fed, and the NSYNC assrammer Justin Timberlake. I feel sorry for whoever fucked that muff cabbage... She only looks half way decent when she has makeup. For all the people who say that she's "beautiful", check out the picture of her with makeup and the one without. GOOD LORD. She's a fat and disgusting cock master. Who needed to sit the fuck down a looonnngggg time ago. >:-(
Thank You.
BRITNEY SPEARS IS A HIGH-CLASS SKANK.
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An amazing person who actually has it tough if you consider her complete lack of privacy that yes was brought on my her own fame but still is way more intense than other celebrities..everyone can say she is terrible but than why is her CD top of the charts and her concert sold out?? Go Britbrit!!
Britney Spears inspires girls across the world to be independant and go after their dreams..
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An American Pop singer that began as a young child on MMC and Star Search. Britney sold 14 million copies with her debut album ...Baby One More Time putting her in the Top Selling Record Albums of All Time list. Britney has sold around 83 million copies to date.

Spears' innocence fooled minds. Was she a devil or an angel? Both. The Pop Princess knew exactly what she was doing in her plan to conquer the pop world.

Fans and Foes alike love to watch Britney's every move. Whether you think she is an inspiration, trash, not talented, slutty, or amazing; Britney successfully got to the top.

Despite Britney's personal life problems, who is to say that Britney is talent-less? I want to see you become the 8th best selling female artist in American Music History. as ranked by RIAA. Or become the 12th richest women in entertainment.
Dan: britney spears can't sing the studio totally fixes her voice. She always lipsyncs and it proves she has no talent.

Jenny: actually she is very enteratining with her impressive dance moves and such. its hard to sing at the same time while your working up a sweat, but on the other hand she does sing live very nicely when shes not dancing :)

Kara: if she had no talent she wouldn't be where she is today.
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