by Super destroyer fuck machine August 17, 2011
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Girl: Oh babe, your back muscles are sooo defined and it's turning me on.
Guy: -moan- (now erect, as counter-boner)
Guy: -moan- (now erect, as counter-boner)
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when your tampon or pad is soaked and you don't have any extras so you stuff your underwear with tissues and it looks like a boner
by Nothingsushere April 19, 2016
Get the period boner mug.When you're absolutely wasted and can't get your dick up, but you need to fuck a chick. You pray to Jesus for a solid erection and he comes through like a bro.
Q: Hey, what are you doing in church?
A: I was smashed the other night but needed to fuck this chick, so I prayed and God tossed me the greatest Jesus Boner I've ever had. Now I feel obligated to go to church.
A: I was smashed the other night but needed to fuck this chick, so I prayed and God tossed me the greatest Jesus Boner I've ever had. Now I feel obligated to go to church.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016
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We were just getting hot and heavy when she pulled a knife out of the nightstand and started spanking herself with the side of it. Total terror boner.
by Lkjh.1234 April 22, 2018
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"Damn bro we were so fucked up last night, I woke up with a Bush Boner. Good thing the landscapers didn't chop my dick off!"
by bigballerboi November 20, 2019
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Man 1: "Hey man, how's Kappa Alpha pledgeship at the University of Tulsa going?"
Man 2: "Well it was kind of boring until they made us do Double Boner Backflips with each other."
Man 2: "Well it was kind of boring until they made us do Double Boner Backflips with each other."
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