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Booze before boobs

When you gotta ditch a chick to get some alcohol with your bros
"Yeah bro always go booze before boobs"
by Joey Schwartz March 26, 2019
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Alcohol Liquor Booze

the three words needed to summon a hole to hell, do not say unless you wish to meet the devil and have a nice tea party
dude 1: bro watch this

dude 2: ok bro go ahead

dude 1: Alcohol Liquor booze

dude 2: NO WAIT DUDE

dude 1: *gone*
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masturbation, booze, and madonna

the 1990s version of "Sex, drugs, and rock n roll"
I was reading the book Reviving Ophelia and Gail, one of Mary Pipher's patients, said that the phrase "sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll" had been changed to "masturbation, booze, and Madonna". Wow.
by Karen Stickney November 11, 2008
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gas can of booze

Exactly what is sounds like. A gas can full of alcohol. A normal mix is considered Regular unleaded but an extra strong mixer would be considered Premium.
Gerry got everyone messed up when he mixed a half gallon of rum with 6 liters of coke in a gas can to create a gas can of booze.
by Kevin F. Smith September 19, 2006
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alpha booze head

1. Leader of the booze heads.
2. One who has incredible knowledge of alcoholic beverages.
3. One who has incredible tolerance for alcohol.
by pb November 20, 2007
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pulsating booze sponge

A sleeping buddy who reeks of alcohol so bad it makes you think you are sleepng on a bar room floor instead of in bed. An alcohol soaked bedmate.
Her ,"Wow, you sure were putting out the toxic air last nite after the booze you consumed."
Him," What do ya mean? I was just sleepin."
Her : "It was like trying to sleep next to a big pulsating booze sponge, or on an old bar room floor; not sexy at all, phew!"
Him:"Ah, hon, I just had a couple.
Her, "Yep, I've heard it all before, old "two drink" Joe".
by People Watcher December 19, 2009
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Weed , Booze , and Tattoos

A Movement created by New Jersey based rapper , Sativa. The movement promotes a fun lifestyle. Consisting of things like not giving a fuck , smoke weed , drinking alcohol , and having/supporting tattoos.
Sativa: WBT (Weed , Booze , and Tattoos) .... A Crew , A Movement , A Lifestyle
by SativaLovesPapers June 7, 2011
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