Ben

This kid is the definition of a mungoloid. He is often whipped and has very interesting choice in his women. He is also known for being a very white kid and scared of people with last names of cardinal directions. In fact he is so white he often dates girls with the last name of white.

Ali: wow ben you’re acting like such a ben today
Ben: Bruh no I am not
Ali: yes you are

by AliWhite January 3, 2019

Ben

Ben is the absolute most gorgeous human on the planet, with the most beautiful eyes and incredible personality.

Ben never fails to humour and brighten someones day up, and generally always puts an amazing amount of effort into making you feel special.

Feeling special? That’s definitely Bens fault.

by BP6104 January 12, 2023

Ben

Spoon

Ben is a spoon

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Ben

athletic, introvert who only cares about a few close friends and is a complete child on the inside

Person 1: do you think ben likes me?
Person 2: no hes just wondering why the fuck you look like Thanos with that nut-sack chin

by shizhong February 6, 2023

Ben

Ben is a guy. He is cool. He is very innocent. And he plays phantom forces. And he is mediocre at lumber tycoon 2.

Woah did you see that virgin in those halls now that's a Ben

by Squashuathe1 November 5, 2018

Ben

a terrible name!

“Omg his name is Ben!”

“That’s a horrible name.”

by I’m a loser December 22, 2020

Ben

Often credited for having a three letter name, and is seen as nothing more than a short name

*in school assembly*
Principal- I have got a certificate here for someone worth praising, Ben would you please come and receive this award for having a comfortably small name
*whole school claps*

by Late Boomer January 20, 2020