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Boner belt

When a boner is used to hold up ones pants, in place of a belt.
"Dude, did you see Tommy?"
"Yeah. hes got a huge boner belt today"
by Purvanator November 2, 2014
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belt pride

belt pride is that where an individual makes sure their shirt is cleanly tucked in, allowing their belt to seen in plain view.
Hey check out Garrett's shirt. Why does he have it tucked in like that? I can count the notches on his belt from here. Yea he has some good belt pride going...
by dariat28 December 19, 2008
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Belt On The Shelf

A Weapon Used In Psychological Warfare In The Early 80's & 90's.

The Urban Version On Elf On The Shelf, Used To Persuade Kids Into Good Behavior.
The Mere Sight Of It Drove Fear Into The Hearts Of Every Boy & Girl.

Made Mostly Of Top Grade Leather, Although Synthetic Fabrics

Or Vinyl Was Always An Exceptable Substitute. The Silent Babysitter.

Originated In New Bedford Massachusetts By Cape Verdean People !
" Stop it, Momma Is Not Playing With Us You Big Dummy, Don't You See That BELT ON THE SHELF ? "
by Outlaw City Graffix © March 21, 2016
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Turtle Belt

An elastic band (or other improvised object) used to close off the end of an uncircumcised penis at the point of ejaculation in order to quickly and cleanly move from your location.
I had to grab a turtle belt and run to the bathroom so I didn't stain the new couch.
by Redh00d4 May 3, 2018
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fraternity belt

Having sex with one member from each fraternity on your campus.
Mary has slept with a boy from Beta Theta Pi, GQ, FIJI, Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu, and TKE, earning herself a fraternity belt at Knox College.
by Frat_God_1996 March 1, 2020
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belt club

A simple game played by players where one player whips the other with said belt. Primary locations for whips include the back and buttocks, however variations exist where whipping the chest or shins comes into play. In the latter instances, the whips can be lovingly referred to as "Chesties" or "Shinsies"
Hey Dan, want to get a game of belt club going after we polish off the rest of these beers?

Sure Trav, sounds like a plan, I owe you a couple shinsies from last time!
by TBonerTee May 14, 2018
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Side Belting

The act of fat blokes wearing their belts with the buckle to the side so that it doesn’t dig in to overhanging stomachs.
“I have been able to sit up straight in a chair since I started side belting instead of just laying down eating biscuits
by Johngefc June 25, 2021
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