Itchy-Scratchy

When something is really uncomfortable or makes you feel awkward.

"That boy won't stop looking at me"

"It's giving itchy-scratchy"

by Starchild42 May 30, 2022

get itchy

Get amped up to start a fight

Make sure none of the guys get itchy to start things with that rival gang

by Long duck dong1 March 11, 2024

Itchy Compensation

Mascaping your pubic hair into a penis larger than his own

He could't get hard, so all I got was some itchy compensation.

by afackingfuggot April 27, 2016

Itchy Dori

Being pegged through the entire length of the Phalic object, to where the short hairs rub a rash on one's anus.

My girl used a smaller tool and accidentally gave me an Itchy Dori.

by Ben Lauden November 20, 2023

itchy bana

Associated ass itch from insufficient wiping.

The result of the single-ply toilet paper was total itchy bana.

by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011

Itchy

When something scratches at your moral compass or beliefs.

Man, Dave going to a 4 year old's birthday party over hanging with the boys is very itchy.

by xXLikeX'sXx April 19, 2024

My balls are itchy

A boner

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them

by Kalebbear June 29, 2017