nail-bat

A stick, club, or plank made of wood with a sharp object, typically a nail, protruding from the broad end.

Next time I see that bully, I'm gonna nail-bat him good.

by DthePP October 14, 2003

Bat Diamond

The pure & unbridled essence of masculinity and ass-kickery. The ultimate symbol of the man libido and hossness.

Bat Diamond is the ultimate hoss.

by paranoidata February 17, 2010

ball bat

a big cigar filled with marijuana

That nigga rolled a big ball bat.

by Yung Jay of tha 3.C.G.z June 25, 2009

Bat Lairadox

Being batman, having a bat lair, than deciding you no longer want to be batman, only to figure out that you have no choice but to be batman. This results in loving and hating your bat lair causing a bat-lairadox.

"I am a bat, man. I live in a space age under ground lair that leaks water from the ceiling(dont know why i havnt fixed that yet..my car drives itself though) and i love it. but i dont want to be bat man and i hate this lair because i am bat man. i have found myself in a bit of a bat lairadox.

by Cartmn0003 April 18, 2011

Stanky Bat

An act in which one uses a Louisville Slugger for a masturabory deed

guy 1: Hey, did you see the video of AJ?

Guy 2: Yeah, she be doing the stanky bat!

by Ferrigno April 4, 2009

Bat Sploof

A sploof that's disguised as a normal roll of paper towels (A sploof is a tube (usually a paper towel or toilet paper roll free of paper) which is filled with dryer sheets, so when you blow smoke through it, the smoke isn't malodorous).

Quick, pass him the Bat Sploof before he stinks up the room!

by Keefe Krazy February 27, 2009

Albino Bat

When you have cocaine remnants left in your nose following a three day binge. Often resembling a booger but white.

"Aye bruh, ole boy that came over here you knew he was on that white girl. He had all kind of albino bats in his nose."

"Co-worker. - You have alot of those albino bats. You might want to go clean your nose.

Me. - Note to self. Clean nose after coke."

by JSR1 September 2, 2014