brandon 

brandon is hoe, he knows it too. he not even sneaky with it.

girl #1: You know my boyfriend Brandon ??

girl #2: Yo boyfriend ? I thought that was mines.

janitor thats always staring : thats funny because last week when i was sweeping, brandon told me to bend over and hold the dustpan.

brandon by ifyoudontknowmeyourboydo. March 28, 2020

Brandon 

Brandon is the most cutest and adorable person you could ever meet.He is caring,sweet,sensible,kind,precious,hott,and funny.He is hilarious and supportive.He is athletic and amazing.He is a good listener and has a HUGE personality.And VERY SEXY!!!He is very charming and handsome.He is loyal, and will do anything for the person that he loves.He will live you more than anything in the world!!Anything he says will turn you on!!!He is an overall good person.He is the best boyfriend and friend.He can make you feel special in many ways.If you ever have a Brandon cherish him with all your heart.If you don't then you will REGRET!!Keep him!!!!Never let go!!!

Zoe:Hey, aren't you brandon?

Jocelyn:Yeah, he makes me feel like the only girl in the world!!!I love him so much!!!❤❤

Brandon by I LOVE BRANDON😍💗❤ March 29, 2020

Brandon 

Brandon is the most genuine, caring, funny, handsome, amazing guy out there! Be careful when staring into those beautiful blue/green/golden eyes because you could get lost in them forever! You are guaranteed to laugh until you can’t breathe when you are around him. He has the biggest heart! Brandon is attentive and will always make you feel heard and accepted. He is the type of person who makes you strive to be better and do better every day. He is VERY easy to fall for because you know he will care for and protect your heart! If you’re luck enough to find yourself this absolutely amazing man, Brandon, don’t ever let him go.

“Who is that hottie over there with the cute koala socks?!”

“That’s Brandon, he is total hubby material, and all mine!”

Brandon by Koalabear April 7, 2020

Brandon 

loves titties

Brandon: “i love titties”

Brandon by brandonlovetitties September 29, 2020

Brandon 

1. The most amazing and caring man in the world.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.

I can't imagine spending my life with Brandon.

Brandon by justsomegirlinlove October 5, 2020

Brandon 

Has the biggest head and most crooked

Brandons head is bigger than the godamn ocean

Brandon by Vydro October 23, 2020

Brandon 

A quiet stay at home person.Loves the lady’s and potentially kisses guys at random times. A wise young man

Brandon do you and Kanye still go out?

Brandon by Brandon.. November 9, 2020