The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.
Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?
Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?
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by lama163 March 14, 2009
Get the Bacon factory mug.A vagina that contains and/or smells like bacon as to attract thousands of male suitors even though the female makes zero effort towards these suitors. These men will later go on to worship the female for her bacon vagina, but the female will soon grow bored and move on to another unbelievably attractive mate.
Believed at first to be a myth, the bacon vagina has proven it's existence in both works of fiction and reality. In the HBO series "Sex and the City" it is believed that the character Carrie Bradshaw had a bacon vagina. This of course explains how she consistently attracted gorgeous and rich guys despite looking like a horse and being a little crazy.
It is also a requirement for the female in the series "The Bachelorette" to have a bacon vagina. This causes the male suitors to work up a frenzy on camera which leads to the show's success.
Unfortunately at this time there is no surgery that can help a woman gain a bacon vagina. There are rumors of a new topical spray that will provide bacon vagina qualities. This spray is currently being tested with the assistance of numerous sororities across the United States.
Believed at first to be a myth, the bacon vagina has proven it's existence in both works of fiction and reality. In the HBO series "Sex and the City" it is believed that the character Carrie Bradshaw had a bacon vagina. This of course explains how she consistently attracted gorgeous and rich guys despite looking like a horse and being a little crazy.
It is also a requirement for the female in the series "The Bachelorette" to have a bacon vagina. This causes the male suitors to work up a frenzy on camera which leads to the show's success.
Unfortunately at this time there is no surgery that can help a woman gain a bacon vagina. There are rumors of a new topical spray that will provide bacon vagina qualities. This spray is currently being tested with the assistance of numerous sororities across the United States.
"Of course she is dating him, she has a bacon vagina."
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"She gets everything with that bacon vagina."
"There goes another bacon vagina."
"She gets everything with that bacon vagina."
by katgub October 24, 2012
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by The Specialist-age June 3, 2010
Get the Bacon Saver mug.As you bite into the delicious hot Bacon Banjo and the runny egg bursts sending a jet of yolk shooting out of the sandwich and down the front of your clean shirt/jumper.
As an instant panic reaction you move your left hand (which is holding the leaking sandwich) out to your left holding it around shoulder height. With your spare right hand you dab franticly at the yoke running down your top trying to remove the egg before it stains.
This stance mirrors that of a banjo player strumming away.
It is possible to have virtually any kind of Banjo such as sausage, mushroom, spam and not least bacon as long as the egg is present and extremely runny.
As an instant panic reaction you move your left hand (which is holding the leaking sandwich) out to your left holding it around shoulder height. With your spare right hand you dab franticly at the yoke running down your top trying to remove the egg before it stains.
This stance mirrors that of a banjo player strumming away.
It is possible to have virtually any kind of Banjo such as sausage, mushroom, spam and not least bacon as long as the egg is present and extremely runny.
by Superjustin March 17, 2009
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Kevin was eating a bacon weave for lunch.. Chris was worried because bacon weaves can lead to cardiac arrest.
by C Wiggles January 29, 2009
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