long distance reminder

When you significant other has a remote clit stimulator placed inside of her, and you remind her that you’re thinking of her.

You sent a long distance reminder to Michelle during the workday.

by James Gresham November 19, 2023

Distance-brain

A word describing the part of a human brain which calculates distances in social situations. An example is someone missing the "Distance-brain". They might not know how close or how far they should walk to other people.

Guy 1 doesn't have the "Distance-brain" and walks into the guy in front.
Guy 2 "Wtf!!! Are you missing your distance-brain or something?"

by Jjadfi August 23, 2017

Social Distance Warrior

Someone who takes it upon themselves to walk around and tell people off if they're too close

I had this social distance warrior have a go at us because we were too close together

by SmegheadRimmer July 15, 2020

digital distancing

Precautions that should be taken against incoming calls, messages and notifications by other people during pandemic.

I am going to go crazy, I look at the phone more than usual. I want digital distancing too urgent.

by kiliczsh April 15, 2020

Distance Junkie

A person who has been in two or more long-distance relationships and just continues to get themselves into more. A distance junkie also gets themselves into relationships of mutual friends of their last long distance relationship, or from the same geographical location as the last one.

"Ok, so his friend is soooo hot"
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."

by Sarah Shneider October 24, 2012

Social Distancing

Staying a minimum of 6ft away for safety purposes.

“Get 6ft away or 6ft under”

“If you’re close enough to read this, you’re close enough to taste my sneezes”

“Please maintain a minimum of 2m distance for your safety.”

“I only bite when people invade my personal space.”

“If you can smell my farts, you’re social distancing wrong”

by MotherofMangos November 15, 2020

Grousing Distance

A messurementof distance in referance to a man fireing a smaw

You talkin mad-shit

For someone in Grousing Distance

by Koenigseggre October 14, 2019