American accents are like english if it was an inbred baby with downs syndrome. 99% of american accents make you want to kill yourself the second they open their mouth.
by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming March 30, 2022
Get the American accentmug. The biggest marker in media that everything that's being said is a lie. Ask other Europeans about it.
The way the actual accent is spoken in england, northern & republic of ireland (the latter technically not in uk) (all DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). They'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).
The other Celts, the Welsh & Scots, are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well. Artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that hardly could utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile.
It's this impulse in them to push forward their thinking, because they are above you, no matter the complete lack of basis for that impression. So they stress words, raise their tones, snarl & grunt, as if that would force you to submission. More of enabling a primal impulse that they've refined to an art.
The way the actual accent is spoken in england, northern & republic of ireland (the latter technically not in uk) (all DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). They'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).
The other Celts, the Welsh & Scots, are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well. Artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that hardly could utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile.
It's this impulse in them to push forward their thinking, because they are above you, no matter the complete lack of basis for that impression. So they stress words, raise their tones, snarl & grunt, as if that would force you to submission. More of enabling a primal impulse that they've refined to an art.
I would've believed the shaming news documentary from bbc, if it only were in british accent (DE-CAPITALIZED).
Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.
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Next on bbc:
OOooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!
Don't believe anything in that accent in any media.
Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.
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Next on bbc:
OOooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!
Don't believe anything in that accent in any media.
by mrdabbleswithpotion January 3, 2022
Get the british accentmug. A TV Accent is a branch of “social mirroring”that occurs when someone consumes media in such a volume that they form a disjointed ”accent” consisting of multiple dialect notes and slang from multiple locations.
Why did Jack say “smokes” instead of cigarettes? And in a Canadian accent to boot? We’re from Virginia!
Oh, he’s been watching too much Trailer Park Boys, he’s developing a TV Accent
Oh, he’s been watching too much Trailer Park Boys, he’s developing a TV Accent
by Adam Baumb October 14, 2022
Get the TV Accentmug. Deepwoken Accent is an accent no-life Deepwoken players adopt after they grip 7 freshies at lower erisia.
It often includes the words/phrases:
"5 barred"
"spin back"
"wipe yourself"
"I'm bouta Dawnwalk"
"Silentheart Son or Onlyfelinors Daughter"
And many more.
It often includes the words/phrases:
"5 barred"
"spin back"
"wipe yourself"
"I'm bouta Dawnwalk"
"Silentheart Son or Onlyfelinors Daughter"
And many more.
Scenario A
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Person 1: "My Social Studies teacher gave me an A+ for this project!"
Person 2: "Bro 5 barred a project"
Person 1: "You need to get off Deepwoken! You have attracted the Deepwoken Accent."
Scenario B
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Person 1: "Would you rather have a silentheart son or an onlyfelinors daughter?"
Person 2: "Can I have an onlyfelinors mom?"
Person 1: "What."
Scenario C
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Person 1: "I hereby sentence you to 17 years in federal prison for committing physical assault to a child over a video game"
Person 2: "Your honour, you weren't there, wipe yourself."
Person 1: "Overruled."
Person 2: "Watch your back lil freshie, I'm spinning back on you the moment I come back."
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Person 1: "My Social Studies teacher gave me an A+ for this project!"
Person 2: "Bro 5 barred a project"
Person 1: "You need to get off Deepwoken! You have attracted the Deepwoken Accent."
Scenario B
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Person 1: "Would you rather have a silentheart son or an onlyfelinors daughter?"
Person 2: "Can I have an onlyfelinors mom?"
Person 1: "What."
Scenario C
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Person 1: "I hereby sentence you to 17 years in federal prison for committing physical assault to a child over a video game"
Person 2: "Your honour, you weren't there, wipe yourself."
Person 1: "Overruled."
Person 2: "Watch your back lil freshie, I'm spinning back on you the moment I come back."
by Lixivin April 10, 2024
Get the Deepwoken Accentmug. EB ACCENT (Ellenbrook)
The "EB accent" also known as the Ellenbrook accent is words of slang derived from the postcode 6069 in Perth. The people from Ellenbrook are the original gangbangers of Perth and are currently on the map, being from Ellenbrook alone brings fear to your name. The eb accent consists of words such as "waish" - (a thing to say when surprised or excited) as well as "idrn - I die right now" - a thing to say to swear an oath and "dsk" dogshot (used when your going to punch someone dirty) these are considered the trinity of the words of the Ellenbrook accent. Many people around Perth use these words without knowing where they are derived from. If you are walking around the city of Perth and hear people constantly saying these words fluently, get a great distance from them as people from Ellenbrook have a fantasy of bashing and robbing people.
The "EB accent" also known as the Ellenbrook accent is words of slang derived from the postcode 6069 in Perth. The people from Ellenbrook are the original gangbangers of Perth and are currently on the map, being from Ellenbrook alone brings fear to your name. The eb accent consists of words such as "waish" - (a thing to say when surprised or excited) as well as "idrn - I die right now" - a thing to say to swear an oath and "dsk" dogshot (used when your going to punch someone dirty) these are considered the trinity of the words of the Ellenbrook accent. Many people around Perth use these words without knowing where they are derived from. If you are walking around the city of Perth and hear people constantly saying these words fluently, get a great distance from them as people from Ellenbrook have a fantasy of bashing and robbing people.
(E.G)Mark - im actually gonna dsk tf outta this nigga mums
Alex - waishh idrn go hard
Mark - *BANG* - dsk
Alex- wtff this guy lacked idrn
EB ACCENT (Ellenbrook)
Alex - waishh idrn go hard
Mark - *BANG* - dsk
Alex- wtff this guy lacked idrn
EB ACCENT (Ellenbrook)
by darealblockaa9 October 17, 2024
Get the EB ACCENT (Ellenbrook)mug. I’m sorry, I tried explaining the directions in my indica accent and that’s why we now have 3 doggy gates instead of new coffee table.
by Professor Pun October 14, 2021
Get the indica accentmug. Guy who likes Green Day “Do you even know who this is?”
Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”
Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020
Get the A guy singing in a fake English accent!mug.