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Brandon

Brandon is the ultimate man. Papi supreme. You will come across him when you are at your loneliest and he will brighten your life with memes. Over time you will appreciate him more and more until you realize you are soulmates. He is effortlessly cool. His wit is unmatched. Some call him a Meme God.
Man, I hope I have big dick energy like Brandon one day.
by M4rzipan January 3, 2019
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brandon

brandon is hoe, he knows it too. he not even sneaky with it.
girl #1: You know my boyfriend Brandon ??

girl #2: Yo boyfriend ? I thought that was mines.

janitor thats always staring : thats funny because last week when i was sweeping, brandon told me to bend over and hold the dustpan.
by ifyoudontknowmeyourboydo. March 28, 2020
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Brandon

Weird jap that has wet dreams about women in his classroom.
Dude, did you see Brandon’s bedsheets after he was done beating off to Claudeen?
by Big meat with small feet February 3, 2019
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Brandon

"SI señor yo soy del rancho!"~Brandon
by RainyRoma November 3, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. Brandon is daddy. You will never meet a better guy than Brandon. He is very outgoing if he likes you. Brandon is the most amazing friend anyone could ever ask for. Never stop calling him daddy.
That Brandon dude is a pain of the ass.
by shyyyyyyy January 13, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon forgave my student loans
by tp217 January 23, 2023
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Brandon

Has the biggest head and most crooked
Brandons head is bigger than the godamn ocean
by Vydro October 23, 2020
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