Your mom

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014

Your mom

A fat ugly creature that's entitled and complains about everything. Also a boomer who talks to them self and repeat everything they say about 69 times.

Random 1: who's your main in super smash bros
Random 2: your mom
Random 3: oooooh he got yo fat momma there
Random4: lol

by Uhhhyourmom68 February 9, 2020

Your Mom

An incredibly attractive woman. She turns heads when she walks in a room, and her ass is so fat it make people tear up. ;-;

"Your mom is so hot"
"ikr"

by An account June 3, 2022

your mom

Is a raging homosexual.
She told me last night when I attempted to bang her.

Whose that raging homosexual?

Your mom

by yourmom(ha ah) May 2, 2011

your mom

commonly used as in insult

most kids say it because they think its cool kid: u suck
another kid: your mom

by 0oFio July 3, 2019

Your mom

The best thing to say to someone to make them uncomfortable

Bob: Hey Jim What did you do last night?
Jim: Your mom
Bob: ...

by JIMBOBJOE YOUR MOM December 16, 2019

Your mom

Is so fat that the Earth would move back up. All would be as it once was

Your mom is fat

by Dabigpp January 17, 2023