Yo mama

Yo mama means like a diss bc it’s just a come back duhhh to make her look bad

“yo mama so dumb!”
“yo mama play cards with her tongue”

by meme56 June 20, 2023

yo mama

yo mama so fat when she sit on your phone it become a ipad

yo mama to dum she trid to clime mountain dew

by bluieh September 13, 2021

yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

Yo Mama Comment Section

On Youtube, a comment section where three go to post horrible "roasts" that give me cancer.

Just went to the 'yo mama comment section', and I think I have diabetes now.

by OffcenterGridd October 31, 2019

yo mama

yo mama so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world.
yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
yo mama so ugly when Mike Tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier.

Sorry, I shouldn't really talk about yo mama like that, I don't even know the man.

yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets

by it's cripton bitch February 13, 2019

yo mama

a joke commonly used to insult a person's mama

yo mama is so ugly they turn mudussa into stone.

by red=blue December 22, 2020

Yo mama

THE PHRASE "YO MAMA" is commonly used by 9 year olds to 'roast people'. If you here the phrase Yo mama so ... she ........... YOU SHOULD COMMIT DIE NOW

Yo mama so fat the sun orbits her.

by Kakwkwk November 2, 2019