Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

Wrinkle Brain

when you get your creative juices flowing after drinking Sneak

Dan has not stopped writing his new book in days, he must have got some of that wrinkle brain

by Big Hynk August 20, 2024

Wrinkled purse

See Scrotum

She carries his wrinkled purse like a trophy.

by Steve Pliskin December 27, 2011

penis wrinkle

Penis wrinkle a crevice that is located on the men's cock

Damn bro you're so skinny you look like a penis wrinkle

by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018

wrinkle nob

A Wrinkle Nob is the head of a males genitals or penis.

You wanna touch my Wrinkle Nob?

by Sanas December 29, 2016

Wrinkle Ball

An act where two men lay in the 69 position, and for an agreed upon amount of time (Typically one minute), unwrinkle eachother's testicles with only their hands. Whomever does the better job wins.

Hey man, the Wrinkle Ball tournament is in a week. Lets get practicing!

by Therealshizzler February 19, 2025

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025