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Wookie

Hey there wookie, get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!!!
by Dis-grunt-led0331 July 4, 2010
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Wookie Mistake

Getting so drunk the night before that you wake up the next day to a fat hairy (ocasionally mexican) "female" laying next to you

Also, marrying and/or allowing your best friends to marry and cohabitate with a large, hairy hemanbitch, that is always busting out of clothes 3 sizes too small, while sitting on the couch eating ice cream and asking their counterpart to bring it back and forth from the freezer because she may burn calories on the way that she must have to maintain her wookie figure.
"Man, those jaeger bombs tore me up so bad I made like 3 wookie mistakes in a week..."

"I am a sad panda...I let my friend make a wookie mistake, and now he is lost in the jowls of that nasty hemanbitch."
by rabidduck457 December 18, 2008
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Whoopi Goldberg

see washed up.

She also has a striking resemblance to the members of Bad Brains.
Whoopi Goldberg used to have a career, but the public no longer cares.
by God December 12, 2004
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Wookie Knot

When a woman does not shave their lower regions, and when they are turned on, their creamy juices drip down into the hair, creating a dried up knot after several hours of unhygienic activity, referred to as a Wookie Knot.
Wow man, this one girl, jesus, she had a huge wookie knot bro, I couldn't even get my shit through the hole, let alone carve my way through the knot.
by Dirtymaster October 31, 2008
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Wookies Photo

Wookies Photo- the pubic hair that has stuck to the paper after bikini waxing. (esp buttcrack - the wookie is always shocked)
How did the waxing go?

Fucking painfully.... but it was worth it to see the Wookies Photo!
by edchef February 27, 2009
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wookie bush

the ungroomed pubic region of a female, commonly found on a hippy or the elderly. It is characterised by patches of hair stemming from the crotch, creeping toward the knees or to the belly button. The term comes from chewbacca, known as a wookie.
man that chick had the biggest wookie bush i ve ever seen. Its like shes never heard of a razor or had Jimi Hendrix in a leg lock.
by jesus_gretzky March 16, 2009
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Wookie-suiter

A libertarian. Esp. one who owns multiple Mosin-Nagants and a longbox full of comic books, reads science fiction, and refers to their minivan as the "Millennium Falcon".
I am not a wookie-suiter! I don't even own a minivan; the Millennium Falcon is a BMW convertible!
by pork-you-pine November 30, 2010
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