Campaign Widow

The woman who is deprived of her man's attention while he spends all his time obsessing over the presidential campaign.

There's another debate tonight. This Campaign Widow will have to find something else to do.

by Candyland909 August 18, 2016

Alpha Movie Widow

That you can never watch a movie again with an Acotor that was so good in that movie, not this one. That there always be a refference to that movie because the actor was so good!

That somebody cannot see a actor in the movie they are watching but only remembers the other movie like Alpha Movie Widow

by BBJa32lCaaY January 19, 2024

widows wine

A girl that you leave your current woman for.

Danm that girl is widows wine to every man

by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017

Veteran Widow

1.) A woman who's remained a widow throughout the rest of her life, esp. up until old age. One who's husband died more than 2 decades ago, at a young age never making it to old age. A widow who's lost her husband a long time ago.

This term also refers to widow Nina Von Stauffenberg, who died in 2006 at the age of 92, within less than 62 years after her husband, late german nazi soldier Klaus Von Stauffenberg was killed in 1944 at age 36.

Zac: My maternal grandmother just had her 89th birthday last week.

Chris: Didn't you have a maternal grandfather? Like, wasn't she married?

Zac: She was married. I never knew my grandfather. He died in 1967. My grandmother never remarried.

Chris: DUDE! You've got to be kidding me, right! She's like a fucking Veteran Widow!

by ribetab July 31, 2010

Twitch Widow

When your mate is still alive, but constantly streams on twitch and plays video games.

Man, at first it was great, but lately i've been feeling like a twitch widow.

by Murderousdoll05 May 4, 2018

widow hole

Another name for the female sex organ.

Do not go near that widow hole. It's been known to kill a man.

by BusinessTiime June 18, 2024

Pink Widow

Pink Widow: A particularly moreish cocktail made from the thick sluff of a chubby girl at the start of her menstrual cycle and spunk, mixed with 2 shots of jaegermeister. Typically served in a tall glass with the fanny lips of the aforementioned fat lass, glued to the rim.

Me: "Do you have any glue that'll stick wet skin to glass?"
Shop attendent: "Certainly sir, here's some Vulv-a-stick 3000. Perfect for even the messiest pink widow"

by fat lad November 14, 2014