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Cock wrangler

A girl who convinces a guy that she does indeed want his cock, and when the metaphorical erect organ becomes present submits it to cruel rejection. This is different then a cock tease in that teasing can almost be pleasurable this one really grabs and twists your dick.
She said "You should ask some random sophomore." She was the only sophomore in sight and only sophomore I would consider asking out so I assumed she was suggesting I ask her; to which she replied "oh, I'm sorry I don't want to date right now." She later suggests you get coffee together after rubbing her ass very hard against someone you hate. What a fucking cock wrangler.
by Asufferingman February 9, 2008
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Baby Wrangler

The manager of a large group of engineers. This collection of social inbreds requires massive amounts of attention to all of their petty needs. While they may be able to solve complex technical problems, the trade-off is that they struggle and ultimately flounder with the most basic day-to-day tasks, e.g. remembering to tie one's shoes, tuck in one's shirt or that all of your co-workers may not appreciate canned tuna as a choice of cologne.
Brian. Brian thought that he could make a difference by becoming engineering manager, only to find out that 99% of his time would be spent as a baby wrangler.
by Mike UntIsWet May 2, 2008
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Wrangle

to wrangle; a verb used to describe two guys roaming around on a college campus looking for chicks to bring to a party. Typically the wrangling is done by a couple guys in a fraternity.
Me and John are gonna go wrangle some bitches for the party, we'll be back soon!
by Steve Sayers September 16, 2008
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wrangler dangler stranglers

skin tight, ill fitting, stonewashed jeans that look ridiculous
here ey, look at that blokes pants, it looks like it cutting off the circulation to his balls

aye, proper wrangler dangler stranglers
by marrajam September 25, 2011
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Wranglertard

rang•ler•tard

(n.)
Etymology: originated on wranglerforum.com
1. A person owning a Jeep Wrangler who is retarded.

2. A term given to members of the wranglerforum.com community, used almost exclusively in jest.
The wranglertards are out in full force today.
by wranglertard June 5, 2010
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Wrangle

Verb- to wrangle.
To look after someone with little or no social skills in social situations or to prevent someone who's just ...not normal from doing weird shit.
The person being wrangled (the wranglee) can be in the know about or oblivious to the wrangling.
"Can you wrangle me while I order my food?"
"Imma have to wrangle that bitch if she does any more weird shit."
by Methanebubnles April 16, 2019
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whore wrangler

A Jeep like vehicle designed specifically collecting whores.
by daroyjosh May 11, 2007
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