French Wallet

When someone cuts a hole in the bottom of their pocket and sticks their dick in it.

Yo last night my girlfriend just gave me the best French Wallet!

by ColorB June 14, 2017

Wallet Blocker

Any device, either passive or active, that provides protection from Credit Card skimmers while your cards are inside your wallet.

I hate credit card sleeves so I just put a wallet blocker in my wallet to prevent skimming and wireless theft.

by AntiSkimmer April 29, 2016

plastic wallet

Used to describe female genitalia after undergoing plastic surgery

Did you hear about Jenny? She's got a plastic wallet now

by One-winged-anal January 31, 2017

ok wallet

ok wallet is a slang word that can be used against men because using them for their money is the only thing they’re good for.

The f in women stands for funny
ok wallet

by kawaiihoe May 3, 2020

The wallet trick

Prank where two people, (the prankers), sit down on the left and right next to the targeted person. One pranker tells the target they want to show them the wallet trick and asks for the targets wallet. The target hands over the wallet, And the first pranker quickly tosses the wallet over the head of target, the second pranker catches the wallet over the targets head and then throws it down into the lap of the target, aiming to hit them in the genitals with their own wallet.

“I’m going to kill Tim and Ben later, they did the Wallet trick on me today during lunch and they got me right in the nuts.”

by V date May 11, 2020

wallet sensor

The sensor installed inside the drivers seat of most modern vehicles. It is designed to detect the thickness of the drivers wallet and activate when the drivers wallet becomes too fat. It usually triggers vague and inconsequential check engine lights that can only be diagnosed and fixed by the dealership at an exorbitant price. The sensor is usually designed to activate about 3-6 months after the car is out of warranty. Once the sensor has detected that the wallet has become sufficiently thinner it will then wait 6-9 months before reactivating and will continue to do so in perpetuity.

The wallet sensor triggered my check engine light. Only the dealership has the equipment to read the code. They said it will be $300 for a diagnosis.

by 03specv February 2, 2021

Fart wallet

Slang for - booty, ass, bum bum

“Damn, look at the pins on her!”

“Yea she’s got nice legs, but I’m more impressed by her fart wallet.”

by JoggingDude April 22, 2022