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One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
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foreskin wrinkle

Such an entity that may induce infuriation in those interacting with them. A typical example might be Bishibosh, a specific super unique Fallen Shaman from Diablo 2, who has the ability to resurrect fallen shamans, and can be a seriously problematic being to interact with if you're not strong enough to kill him quickly.
by Dobbleyou May 6, 2024
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wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.
Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.
by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020
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Wrinkle Biscuit

Elderly folk; sometimes shortened down to "wrinkle bisc".
"Tonight I am going to my wrinkle biscuit's house for milk and cookies."
by Wrinkle Biscuit January 11, 2015
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Ray Wrinkles

A Ray Wrinkles is a scam, a sham, or any sort of unscrupulous trickery. It's throwing a wrinkle in the normal situation.
Joe went to cash in his chips, but they pulled a Ray Wrinkles and paid him out in counterfeits.

Jimmy ordered a cherry coke, but the waitress gave him the old Ray Wrinkles and served him a regular coke.
by pokercuse08 September 14, 2025
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Wrinkleness

The philosophy of having lots of wrinkles.
It's not about brain size, Its about brain wrinkleness.
by JakePaul456789 July 12, 2021
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Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
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