Alpha widow

A woman who obsesses over the image of a man. Although she can live a normal life and move on she feels a void. If she’s able to remeet the man if she’s sensible she’ll see he was nothing she imagine. If unsensible will go back to him despite his red flags.

People who suffer from alpha widow syndrome are able to live normal lives and grow and find someone better but the image they gave a person distorts reality so they’re not able to see things for how they are.
The spiritual may also call this a soul tie.

She’s suffering from alpha widow syndrome so she won’t come out of her head.

by Unija777 February 12, 2024

Black Widow

When a bigger gal of colour (eg. Lizzo) is on her period and smothers a man do death by sitting on his face.

"Chad didn't die in vain, he went out like a hero by black widow while eating Lizzo out on her period. Unfortunately, he didn't quite make it out."

by Randolph Zanzibar March 30, 2023

Basketball widow

A basketball widow is a woman whose man is figuratively married to the beautiful game. He can't tear himself away from the box except in extenuating circumstances (not including grabbing a can of beer during breaks)

My friend complains that she's now a basketball widow; once the game is on, her husband has time for no one and nothing else but his TV and his mentor with whom he analyzes each game all season long.

by Miz Pee November 4, 2019

widows wine

A girl that you leave your current woman for.

Danm that girl is widows wine to every man

by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017

Alpha Movie Widow

That you can never watch a movie again with an Acotor that was so good in that movie, not this one. That there always be a refference to that movie because the actor was so good!

That somebody cannot see a actor in the movie they are watching but only remembers the other movie like Alpha Movie Widow

by BBJa32lCaaY January 19, 2024

Alcoholic Widow

The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.

"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"

by The ZmAc March 7, 2009

Twitch Widow

When your mate is still alive, but constantly streams on twitch and plays video games.

Man, at first it was great, but lately i've been feeling like a twitch widow.

by Murderousdoll05 May 4, 2018