Weekend Coffee

A coffee that you drink on the weekend. During the week, you drink coffee out of necessity. Your job is hard! Waking up sucks!

Then, the weekend comes. You drink a coffee because it's delicious and gets your brain going just in time to read a book, play some hacky sack, or do absolutely nothing all damn day long.

"If it's Sunday, you know it's weekend coffee."

by Motorcycle Todd June 19, 2013

Vampire weekend

Lesbian orgy where all participants or most participants are on their period concentrating on oral sex

My sorority sisters and I had a vampire weekend after the frat party

by Bambi barrister June 22, 2022

Mexican Weekend

Tacos in the front, anal in the back.

Ryan went to a party, blacked out from too much tequila, and had a Mexican Weekend.

by TLoos May 9, 2018

Weekend Haggis

Your last resort person to hang out with. The dregs of your social life. If the alternative is staying home for the third Saturday night in a row, you call your weekend haggis.

You: I’m going for a drink with Tom tomorrow night.
Friend: I thought you didn’t like Tom?
You: yeah but he’s my weekend haggis.

by Jrefap June 26, 2021

Jmancurly Weekend

November 12-13th is known as “Jmancurly Weekend”, Jmancurly is a Canadian YouTuber known for his virtual reality videos.

“Hey man, wanna hang out?”

“Sorry bro, it’s Jmancurly Weekend.”

by pxzza November 12, 2022

Welfare weekend

That weekend between pay days when you gott hit the .99 menus and sit home with 40oz's!

What are we doing this weekend? Nothing it's welfare weekend, I don't get paid until Tuesday.

by Scambreal July 1, 2014

Weekend Wreck

One who's life completely falls apart over the weekend.

Not in every instance, but in most, weekend wrecks are caused by far too much time watching music videos of One Direction or Justin Beiber. Children who are exposed to these types of obscenities too early in life often become weekend wrecks. Usually weekend wrecks are also associated with a reverse weekend worrier in that they worry about Saturday and Sunday all week long.

Wilson: Dang, Justin's life is probably over after this weekend. He got aids so many times he probably won't be able to recover.

Andy: Man that sucks...it really sucks to see him be such as Weekend Wreck. Is there anything we can do for him?

Wilson: I don't know man. Once you got the Aids you are done for. You pretty much become a Weekend Wreck for the rest of your life. But we can ask him though...

Andy: Alright!!! Hey Justin is there anything we can do for you man?

Justin: I love AIDS!!!!

by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014