trunk rug

(noun) The hair on your butt.

"He's a redhead... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?"
"More importantly, does the carpet match the trunk rug?"

"Man, my trunk rug has gone full-on 70's shag... gotta shave that sucka."

by doctorgroove February 27, 2016

trunk spelunker

A homosexual. Trunk spelunker is similar to ass pirate, rump ranger, etc. in its common usage.

So my boss seemed cool until he tried to give me the jump. He's a total trunk spelunker!

by partisan hack May 12, 2010

Trunk Cider

the thing you get when you leave unpasteurized Apple juice in the trunk of your car for several days in hot weather

I am so upset. That trunk cider I made last week left a huge mess in my car. The upholstery is ruined.

by Monkey484&4’didiekr October 11, 2018

junk in the trunk

Anal sex. Junk=genitalia Trunk=Butt
Junk+Trunk= Junk in the Trunk

He likes to put his junk in the trunk

by Keloid Conquerer January 25, 2010

two in the trunk

while you are fucking a girl in the vagina you take your balls and work them into the anus at the same time.

i was fucking this girl and slipped two in the trunk.

by BBALZ January 12, 2005

badunkadunk trunk

a tree with a thic ass and bark

Damn look at that badunkadunk trunk on the Quercus robur!!!

by Sickomonster February 11, 2021

bump in the trunk

song that has heavy bass and would be a good bass tester

yo that new jeezy shit bump in the trunk

by pill clinton May 03, 2008