Much similar to a Rusty Trombone; however, one of the participants must be Russian OR the act of a Rusty Trombone must be performed in Russia; thus, Ruskie Trombone.
by TheDavester September 6, 2007
Get the Ruskie Trombonemug. The act between 2 partners which includes buzzing in the male's rectum like a mouthpiece while jacking him off.
by NOCrackhead September 21, 2005
Get the crusty trombonemug. Similar to the infamous rusty trombone. The Corporate Trombone is played by those wishing to creep up the anuses of their superiors at work.
by JayPee84 October 1, 2010
Get the Corporate Trombonemug. by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013
Get the Strawberry Trombonemug. Function: noun
1. Describes the sound made by a trombone to illustrate a depressing statement, action, or moment. "Wah waah". Pioneered on the SNL skit Debbie Downer.
1. Describes the sound made by a trombone to illustrate a depressing statement, action, or moment. "Wah waah". Pioneered on the SNL skit Debbie Downer.
Tad: Bjorn, did you show Nell those pictures of your new kitten?
Bjorn: I don't think so. Nell, would you like to see the pictures I have of Sir Fluffles?
Nell: Oh, Bjorn, I can't bear to look at pictures of cats -- they only make me think of watching my own Mr. Snowflake waste away due to the effects of Feline Leukemia.
Tad: Wow... sad trombone!
Bjorn: I don't think so. Nell, would you like to see the pictures I have of Sir Fluffles?
Nell: Oh, Bjorn, I can't bear to look at pictures of cats -- they only make me think of watching my own Mr. Snowflake waste away due to the effects of Feline Leukemia.
Tad: Wow... sad trombone!
by Alana Post September 30, 2005
Get the sad trombonemug. When a girl is tugging on your penis. ( flacid or half chubbed) and the girl starts making noises of a trombone.
Friend: Hey man where you playing the trombone last night in your room.
Man: No that was my girlfriend giving me a jinky trombone.
Man: No that was my girlfriend giving me a jinky trombone.
by Dswag5854 October 14, 2018
Get the Jinky trombonemug. 70+ answers, all repeating the same 3 wrong definitions.
The "ass eating while providing a handy" one comes closest, but it's still wrong.
Life Lesson: Less wrong is still wrong.
The correct answer is: A person giving a blow job while simultaneously reaching one hand, directly & with all due diligence, towards the recipient's reasonably ready & responsive rectum & inserting one or more fingers up the partner's ass, the desired effect being the added enjoyment of a prostate massage during the already pleasurable act of his penis being sucked.
The position & movement resembles the playing of a trombone much better & it's an easier sell should the perspective soloist be a bit hesitant.
The "ass eating while providing a handy" one comes closest, but it's still wrong.
Life Lesson: Less wrong is still wrong.
The correct answer is: A person giving a blow job while simultaneously reaching one hand, directly & with all due diligence, towards the recipient's reasonably ready & responsive rectum & inserting one or more fingers up the partner's ass, the desired effect being the added enjoyment of a prostate massage during the already pleasurable act of his penis being sucked.
The position & movement resembles the playing of a trombone much better & it's an easier sell should the perspective soloist be a bit hesitant.
Asshole 1: Dude, I was so coked up last night I couldn't even get it up so my nasty ass bitch slipped a couple of fingers up my ass while she was sucking me off & I nutted down her neck in like 3 min.
Asshole 2: Dude, that's called a Rusty Trombone & now you gay AF!
A1: Da'Fuq, ni66a, it was from a chick, so no homo.
A2: Don't matter, fingers up ya ass. Eww, & you enjoyed that gay shit too? You gay, ni66a, just come out, be loud & proud. Man, I don't give a fuck if you love dick, you still a homie. What, I said 'homie', don't start getting all butt hurt with m ... I mean, um, you know just ...
Asshole 2: Dude, that's called a Rusty Trombone & now you gay AF!
A1: Da'Fuq, ni66a, it was from a chick, so no homo.
A2: Don't matter, fingers up ya ass. Eww, & you enjoyed that gay shit too? You gay, ni66a, just come out, be loud & proud. Man, I don't give a fuck if you love dick, you still a homie. What, I said 'homie', don't start getting all butt hurt with m ... I mean, um, you know just ...
by ChuckgivenoFuck July 20, 2021
Get the Rusty Trombonemug.