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Toronto sober

To abstain from drugs with the exception of alcohol and cannabis related products, and to avoid getting blackout drunk or otherwise notably intoxicated.
Hey man, want to trip out on some LSD?
> No thanks, I'm Toronto sober!
Sure, no sweat. How about some tequila shots?
> I'm down for a shot! After that I'll grab a beer though and take it easy for a bit
by torontosober February 11, 2025
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Toronto

Toronto is so overrated by the my shit don't stink freaky looking big lip big eyelash chicks and the douche gym rat men who date them until they turn nuts or get pregnant when they were "supposedly" on birth control. Toronto is just "wish" Los Angeles....keep trying ladies.
I fucked this bitch from Toronto who was on birth control working at an abortion clinic who ended up magically pregnant and hauled my ass to court for support.... Toronto got all them crazy bitches!
by Truth_is_harsh13 June 24, 2023
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Toronto Tight Taco

This is the sexual act of a man eating a habanero pepper, going down on his sheila and allowing the spiciness of the pepper that he ate to bring her to a new level so that she squeezes his head between her thighs, thus creating a Toronto tight taco.
Last night, Scotty gave that girl at the bar the hottest Toronto tight taco of her life.
by Dodgy J-Money 2 May 6, 2018
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Toronto Maple Leafs

A NHL team known for their 13 Stanley Cup Wins, annoying fans, and blowing a 4-1 lead to the Boston Bruins on a game 7.
Person 1: did you see the Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, The Toronto Maple Leafs blew it again!
by TriggeringSportsFans August 7, 2022
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Toronto Maple leaf

The woman must be Canadian and she does a handstand wile you pour a full bottle of real maple syrup into her vagina and suck it out with a straw and proceed to have sex with her as you blow the syrup into her mouth.
I met a canadian girl at the bar, she taught me what a Toronto maple leaf was, man I love canada.
by swatymcswatit December 7, 2016
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Toronto Person

A person so far up their own ass they could only be from Toronto. Includes self-described “Renaissance Men”, wordsmiths, and Liberal brown nosers of the highest order.

A person who only parrots Liberal Party of Canada talking points, becoming aggressive and resorting to name calling when their views are challenged.
That account only posts pro-Trudeau content - must be a Toronto Person.

That Toronto Person has shit on his nose!

Toronto People claim to be liberal, but really they just hate anyone who doesn’t agree with their narrow world view.
by TruCrimes January 27, 2024
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sister lives in Toronto

The author of this definition has a sister
The author’s sister lives in Toronto
by Bad C dev November 19, 2024
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